Media Molecule - "I was so excited to get this game. No longer. Sorry, guys, but I'm going to have to cancel my pre-order. You can say it's about "quality," but we all know that isn't true. It is only about fear. Well, you're a business, first and foremost, and of course you have to consider the ramifications of offending fanatical Muslims. Now you've offended me, and as such I don't feel you deserve my money."
Three Speech - "As much as we’re all about free speech on Three Speech (and we really do want you to debate and discuss how you feel about SCEE and PlayStation) this is obviously a pretty contentious issue, so please try to avoid saying anything too inflammatory in this thread. Try to keep your comments measured and your criticism constructive everyone..."
Sony's blog - "Since Sony is giving into terrorism, I guess I’ll just cancel my Little Big Planet pre-order and go buy Fable II next week."
Eurogamer - "Stop having a go at Muslims. It's PC idiots over at Sony who are massively overreacting."
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
..'cause that what the internet is renowned for.. especially Sony fanboys.
The only thing these muppets are ensuring by recalling LittleBigPlanet is that when the game finally does launch, retards are going to cut out things that look like planes crashing into buildings, or Mohammed scratching his arse and smoking pole and stuff, and then upload screenshots of them to the Internet and cause way more offence then any Somalian song lyrics would.
I would join in, but I don't own a PS3.
You could not make it up.
Actually, it's on PS3, not PC.
"Dear Sony. Your shitty corporate logo deeply insults my religious beliefs. Please recall ALL your products ever made and change it pronto."
Nice to see my fellow Muslims are joining in the crusade against Sony, even if the reasoning behind it is pretty lame.
It's like some freaky gaming Muslim-Infidel alliance, the first of its kind!
I'm gonna pretend I'm not buying LBP because of this!
FLY THEM FLAGS, BOYS! FLY THEM HIGH! HIGH IN THE SKY!
Good think Ken & Co. spotted this digital Jihad and thwarted it before we all turned into Little Big Terrorists!
Divine intervention of some sort?
Yes, but the Satanic Verses was written by a Muslim, too.
If only I had a PS3 I'd create a Salman Rushdie Sackboy cavorting through a field of burning books. And blu-ray discs, of course.
any al qaeda-like people here? come on..put a fatwa on Kens head! and while you at it, give one to Phil Harrison too...hes gone but still a fucker imho..
And I'm not helping.
How many songs that are in the SingStar collection have 'offensive' lyrics. If we can find something suitable I suggest we all email Sony demanding that the offensive SingStar title be removed.
There, I've said it.
The imbecilic fools on this comment bashing Muslims en masse have only need compare bilal's unabashedly Uncle Tom-ish comment to your own. Truly, you otherwise liberal - white - gamers are as much rancidly ignorant knee-jerk muppets as any American neo-conservative sitting in a MegaChurch TM.
Really, just comapre his and other actual Muslims' reactions to this to your own.
White people will always be the vicious savages they always have been. Blight of humanity, you lot.
There, I've said it.
Dammit, I'm so glad I'm Chinese right now. Oi, you fuckign chavs is want some CHINKY???
ps - Newsflash, bilal, you ignorant muppet - as a Muslim you should at least know that 'Infidel' is a Crusader byword used to demonize your own people to the point of worthiness of rape and death. The Arabic word of 'Kafir' means nothing similar ('he who hides'). Good on you on perfecting that Uncle Tom angle! If this is the state of Muslims today, you have a hell of a lot of ignorance about yourselves to overcome.
I speak Arabic, been studying it for years, so don't try starting a silly argument about semantics, because you'll get nowhere. But thanks for making me a better Muslim!
And what's Uncle Tom about my post? I'm from London, you twat, go fuck off back to Kotaku or wherever it is you came from.
Oh, and cussing White people and then using the word chink after saying you're Chinese doesn't give you bonus points.
Nevermind my bobbins grammar and apparent infinity for racial slurs against all, including myself.
Call one for the cult of Personality!
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Anonymous
and he shames me and the rest of the Chinese population in the UK.