The shit-screened new PSP made a man so angry he had to use CAPITAL LETTERS. Hopefully this latest lone complaint on a Sony forum will lead to a global crisis and millions of dirty Sony pounds going down the big business toilet.
"Just got a silver 3000. And noticed something wrong right away. Yes the color gamut is wider, yes the black levels are lower, but this screen now has what look like scanlines that were not visible on PSP's before. Even worse, THERE ARE VERY VISIBLE INTERLACING ISSUES NOW. VERY NOTICEABLE IN R&C SIZE MATTERS. I am not happy about my 'upgrade'." - Sony's own backyard.
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
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5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
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8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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I know I'm citing QGay as a source, but Sony's claiming it's deliberate??
http://www.qj.net/PSP-3000-interlacing-issues-are-features-won-t-be-fixed/pg/49/aid/125164
More pics of the superior PSP
$ony. The one and only! I might get some shares now, before they start making megabucks again ;)
Time for another Friday (well Thursday) wank session.
"Upgrade your eyeballs you whining fuckwits. We have teamed up Lazered-Eyeballs-4U to offer the moaning fanboys engraved retinas. Once the Lazered-Eyeballs-4U blu lazer engraves interlaced lines on the back of your eyesocket you will be suitably upgraded to enjoy the new PSP-3000 - This service is top notch and highly limited in places ... send a cheque to Kenny Cutie-ragi and assemble at Charing Cross station a week on tuesday. Bring a note from your mum and a couple of credit cards will be handy too"
Sony™ Our tech is so advanced only cyborgs and pikeys can handle it!!
The slow screen is a bit of a problem, blatant after images when going from dark to light and from red to... anything, BUT if the 3000 is the fix, I suddenly don't mind as much any more!
Played Super Metroid all the way through on it a few months ago. Best game on it.