JAPANESE HARDWARE SALES, WEEK ENDING OCTOBER 5
DS: 42,385
PSP: 26,045
Wii: 25,330
PS2: 8,618
360: 8,271
PS3: 7,232
PS3 is getting hammered, into the ground, balls first. As ever, we must state that we do not care who wins. It is all about Sony losing, as justice for all its past LIES and SINS.
Labels: WAR ON PS3
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If only Sega still made Dreamcasts then PS3 would be even another place lower in the charts.
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Or can you name one other company that offers a product that outsells its successor almost every week even if that successor is close to two years on the Japanese market now?
I can't.
Fuck, the funniest thing about this list is the 360 is being beaten by PS2 still. I know it's Japan, but come ON.
So I wonder how many of those PS2s being sold today are replacements and how many are actually being bought by new buyers.
Ha Ha Sony, well done. How can you top this one? you could make each PS4 out of a solid block of Irridium, invent a new processor that is so advanced it can only be etched onto a white alba truffle, and ensure each unit gets dusted with Dodo feathers before it leaves the production line, that's the best way to ensure you have the most expensive/ unique/ advanced/ pile of crap of the market. All that phenomenal power will be put to good use running LittleBigPlanet 2, and Ape Escape 16.
...and why don't you can the PS2? you might get a dozen extra confused customers to pony up for a PS3 that way.
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Sony did not... and so they will keep producing that nearly 10 year old PS2. And people will still buy that because it's cheap and has a lot of games out (and there are still new ones on sale every month)and it's the only thing they have to make some profits.
Not so on the PS3. Most expensive piece of crap to get, the blue ray thing does not attract people because you can have a BR drive for your PC at low costs... no games to play, not only because of the lack of downward compability....
SONY , you bigmouth... you better stfu because you lost the race.
Sony did not... and so they will keep producing that nearly 10 year old PS2. And people will still buy that because it's cheap and has a lot of games out (and there are still new ones on sale every month)and it's the only thing they have to make some profits.
Not so on the PS3. Most expensive piece of crap to get, the blue ray thing does not attract people because you can have a BR drive for your PC at low costs... no games to play, not only because of the lack of downward compability....
SONY , you bigmouth... you better stfu because you lost the race.
Fuck me Sony, you just don't want my money, do you. Hopefully by the time it's out, they'll be giving out PS3s with the Mail on Sunday.
Sony - Metrosexual twats/casual gamer twats.
...fuck off Sony with your Beckham-loving, Hoxton-fin sporting gayboys, putting Playstations in nightclubs and generally selling out on the games industry and all it had accomplished to win 'cool' points and media-loving. Reaping the rewards now eh? EH?