This is not why we don't pay our license fee.
The way we remember it, Saturn was a SMASH - it's just unfortunate that the internet wasn't around at the time to record its many victories in 1995, when, for a few months, it was the best-selling 32-bit console of all. And we're only on 5/10 because we were rushing.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. MUTUAL MASTURBATION FRIDAY, AKA PS3 STILL BOTTOM I... AUSTRALIAN CAR WITH "SONIC" NUMBER PLATE A LITTLE SEGA CAR AND A MAN'S SEGA TATTOO "DELUXE 10PC AMY ROSE COSTUME FROM SONIC THE HEDGE... HETEROSEXUALS MAY NOW FREELY ADMIT TO WANTING A BI... A LIST OF SALES FIGURES, IN ORDER ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00041 WE'VE ALWAYS LIKED TEKKEN, YOU KNOW THE LATEST NEWS FROM SEGA NEWS FOOD AND WINE
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Clearly a mis-spent youth should be rewarded by at least a decent Sega character.
4-7: Outrun
0-3: Pong
I GOT THE SEGA TITLE, ME IZ THE WINZ! \O/
It's licenCe!
I rest my case.
Speaking of which... M2 emulation is rather great and about to get better...
Game delayed over Koran phrases