A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SOMETHING ABOUT THE SONIC 2 HD REMAKE TECH DEMO SONIC IS STILL FRONT PAGE NEWS "MY STOP SMOKING COACH WITH ALLEN CARR" A MAN WANTS US TO PLUG HIS EBAY AUCTION ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00037 A MAN'S DREAMCAST DIGITAL WATCH BITS OF THE WORLD THAT STILL HAVE SEGA SYMBOLISM O... DREAMCAST HOME FURNISHINGS: REVISITING THE BATHROO... THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
DAMN IT TORCHWOOD, FIX IT ALREADY
Also: What's wrong with the ceiling in Cardiff?
irc://dalnet/UKP
Got games, tv listings, imdb, quotes and...oh....cunts.
Still, down where they used to recharge the baggage trucks, the handlers had a 'lounge' with a smoking table... in that it was a table everyone gathered around to smoke. The ashtray was about the size of a wok, and was stacked almost a foot high with fag ends and ash. (they never emptied it... or they did, but it built up again that quickly)
Also, whoever ran the arcades had a sense of humour, as the arcade before you went through security had the 'land an airliner' arcade game-sim thing. So, before your flight, you could pretend to crash and kill yourself.
The stain on the ceiling is likely someone projectile-vomiting Brains SA before their flight to Corfu.