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Sonic Team may well be trying to erase her from history, but the makers of Sonic Chronicles haven't forgotten her and her little fuck-me-socks. She ticks all known boxes.
  • BENDING OVER
  • HITCHING UP DRESS TO REVEAL BOTTOM/TAIL
  • NEEDY SMILE
  • PLAYFULLY SLAPPING OWN ARSE

  • JPEG compression factor 8. Nothing is too good for her

    And fluffy ears to wipe your penis on afterwards. The perfect companion.
    Blogger resolve said...
    there it goes zorg. the weirdest thing you'll ever say.
    Blogger P.P.A. said...
    Ears. Backwards.
    Blogger Brian said...
    Her feet are huge in proportion to her head. Still fapworthy though.
    Anonymous Creamed the Rabbit said...
    I am so nursing a raging semi right now
    Anonymous carr said...
    Her ears are on backwards because someone fucked them off her. Surgeons could only reattach them backwards. Something to do with veins. I don't know. I'm no doctor.
    Anonymous JH said...
    Big hands though. Got no time for women with big hands.
    Anonymous Anonymous said...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrbH2Io-Yxo
    Anonymous Soup the Turtle said...
    You're such a bunch of creepy furry-fapping freaks. Can I join you?
    Anonymous Anonymous said...
    Guys, there's a new Sonic game to be released soon. Despite it being released for the standard "next-gen" consoles, it's in 2-D. The catch is, for some parts of the game, he turns into a werewolf, or, as they call it, "a werehog." :-(

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_Unleashed

    PS. Thanks for enabling 'anonymous' comments.

    - Mark
    Anonymous Anonymous said...
    Surely "raging semi" is an oxymoron?
    Blogger chongox said...
    would
    Anonymous Anonymous said...
    Is this how you celebrate the Dreamcast getting a year older?

    http://kotaku.com/5047272/happy-9th-birthday-dreamcast
    Anonymous Anonymous said...
    @JH

    the bigger the hands the better... need big hands for my ivory tower... cream the rabbit will fit my needs just perfectly!
    Anonymous Anonymous said...
    She has the stance of a rabbit who is in the process of cleansing the remnants of urine from her genitals, or is that merely wishful thinking? Ditto on the gratitude for optional anonymity boys.
    Anonymous Anonymous said...
    what u don't see is that Cream is olding a 10" dildo with the hand we can't see and giving herself a good seeing over.

    Creamed
    Anonymous Bob_Hoskins said...
    You're fundamentally flawed, Cutlack. But I like it.
    Anonymous Anonymous said...
    Yeah like anonymous said way to celebrate the Dreamcast birthday what the hell I expected more than some silly floppy ear cartoon whore pic update on this day. O well maybe next time.
    Blogger Benjamin said...
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    Anonymous Anonymous said...
    i celebrated the dreamcast's 9th birthday by playing the final boss of sonic adventure 2 twice.

    also, remember that 9/9/99 was only the release date in the us and not anywhere else in the world.
    Blogger Cmdr_Zorg said...
    Indeed. The American Dreamcast birthday can fuck off. Just like it can fuck off every year. You all should've been in possession of a vastly expensive import model well before "9/9/99" if you were a proper SEGA fan.
    Anonymous Anonymous said...
    yes, but 9/9/99 is the catchiest.

    maybe if the dreamcast had more gimmicks like that, it would've beat the ps2.

    come to think of it, if midway released that wiimote type thing commercially, maybe sega would be the ones selling out and releasing a naomi 2 as a console. and to think that nintendo would be a third party developer making games for a sega console.
    Anonymous Apples and Oranges said...
    She looks cuter now.

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