UK:RESISTANCE 'main page'
Belgium! Let's go to Belgium! It is the promised land! We will be able to walk the streets proud of who and what we are. There will be no more hiding, no more clandestine midnight liaisons with a copy of Bomberman and a Saturn multi-tap.

"Yesterday I was (for my work) in a relatively small town in the southern part of Belgium, called 'Verviers'. When I was walking down town, I noticed an arcade with a genuine Sonic sign. Yep, it's the same Sonic picture we saw on the mighty Mega Drive box of the original Sonic the Hedgehog!"

"As I really like your features where you show several places that still carry the SEGA symbolism, I thought 'let's take a few pictures for the guys from UK:RESISTANCE!' So hereby I kindly send you the pictures."

"Keep up with the good work! And could you might post a link to our (Dutch) SEGA website? It's at We attend all events, media trips from SEGA around the Benelux and the rest of the world (Leipzig, E3, TGS). Cheers, Maarten."

SEGA puts the SEMEN in Amusement Park. This has definite potential to be one of those jokes where you zoom in closer and closer.

The subconscious reason we love SEGA so much?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Awesome sign.

Good work Maarten, even though your name has one too many a's in it ;P
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I'm still working on how to pronounce "Maarten" without just saying "Martin".
Blogger Badben said...
You can't describe your own actions as 'kindly' - others have to make that judgement for you! I kindly point out!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
tsk. talk about a missed opportunity, you could have zoomed in on the "semen" in "amusement park" for that second pic
Anonymous Maarten said...
LOL guys

"Maarten" is a typical Dutch name :) and indeed, you pronounce it as Martin in English ;)

Anonymous Anonymous said...
SEGA is amusing! Wanking is funny. Wanking over SEGA - zomg the amusingest funniest thing EVAH.

Would it be possible for Gary to make a new type of joke that wasn't so stale?
Anonymous Italian Segatore said...
Isn't SEGA Italian for wank?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Who's this twat above ('EVAH')? You're always welcome to fuck off if this site loses its appeal to you... ;)
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Sorry, EVAHcunt. I thought wanking and Sega were the point of this site (and hence my favourite). I never realised it was supposed to be a joke.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
JEWS are amusing! Gassing them is funny. Gassing JEWS is funny - zomg the amusingest funniest thing EVAH.

Would it be possible for Hitler/The Nazis to make a new type of joke that wasn't so stale?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
What is the relation of this website and the stupid assh0le that quit when I killed him in Smaurai Shodown 2 on Xbox Live ?
His GT was : SureShot030 (the looser that quit games when he lost).

Btw I didn't use Kuroko or Mizuki, just a basic character.

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