UK:RESISTANCE 'main page'
An alternate collection of several thousand words, written for places where it's not so acceptable to talk about wiping your penis on the ears of sexy rabbits.
  • This thing about the order in which the Vaio CS11 series is going to be discounted.

  • This thing about demographics not matching up. It may have gone over the heads of the readership.

  • This thing about the latest developments in wanking machines, because, when it comes to wanking machines, we are emerging as experts.

  • This thing about Kane Kramer inventing the iPod in 1979. We tried to launch a global campaign to get Steve Jobs to buy Kane a Ferrari as a thank you, but it didn't really take off.

  • This thing about a woman called Kelly Ripa nearly getting into a washing machine, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along:

  • Kelly Ripa, nearly getting into a washing machine

    It's words, on the internet, largely in the right order. 6/10.
    Anonymous TargetPerson said...
    She has a tattoo on her ankle, it ruins it for me.

    She should be perched on the washing machine barefoot.
    Blogger Carriageman said...
    look my mouth is almost as big as the bit where the clothes go (You can tell I dont use the washing machine in my house)
    Anonymous Enn said...
    Someone won a bet
    Anonymous Anonymous said...
    Mr.Monkey (not anonymous)
    Pretty sure the washing machine lady used to star on a crap US sit-com Hope & Faith, was shown on Abc1 channel on freeview, can't get it on freeview no more...

    Think that earns me some UK-R stalker related points
    Blogger Branch-me-do said...
    She should get in, to wash the orange off her skin.

    And the tattoo, yes. Best set it to 'boil'.
    Anonymous Anonymous said...
    Kelly Ripa is a co-host with Regis Philbin (the host of the American edition of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire) on a morning talk show. And its crap. Yes, she was also on Hope and Faith.

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