This thing about the order in which the Vaio CS11 series is going to be discounted. This thing about demographics not matching up. It may have gone over the heads of the readership. This thing about the latest developments in wanking machines, because, when it comes to wanking machines, we are emerging as experts. This thing about Kane Kramer inventing the iPod in 1979. We tried to launch a global campaign to get Steve Jobs to buy Kane a Ferrari as a thank you, but it didn't really take off. This thing about a woman called Kelly Ripa nearly getting into a washing machine, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along:
It's words, on the internet, largely in the right order. 6/10.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. A MAN'S DREAMCAST DIGITAL WATCH BITS OF THE WORLD THAT STILL HAVE SEGA SYMBOLISM O... DREAMCAST HOME FURNISHINGS: REVISITING THE BATHROO... DEEP INSIDE SEGA EUROPE #3: THE SIGN IN THE TOILET... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00036 THE INEVITABLE SONY MASTERPLAN ILLUSTRATION MARKUS & SONIC BEI DEN OLYMPISCHEN SPIELEN THE XBOX 360 "LIFESTYLE" EXPOSED
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
She should be perched on the washing machine barefoot.
Pretty sure the washing machine lady used to star on a crap US sit-com Hope & Faith, was shown on Abc1 channel on freeview, can't get it on freeview no more...
Think that earns me some UK-R stalker related points
And the tattoo, yes. Best set it to 'boil'.