As with all bizarre games based around teaching you something that really ought to come naturally, it is coming to Nintendo DS. This is how Ubisoft has VERY UNWISELY chosen to illustrate it, presumably because it hopes Glamour magazine or Cosmopolitan might "do something" on it.
Another 100% solid gold Ubisoft classic.
That chair is the Unwensch, available for £129.
"Then I did a video game. Sales figures are unavailable."
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. A MAN WANTS US TO PLUG HIS EBAY AUCTION ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00037 A MAN'S DREAMCAST DIGITAL WATCH BITS OF THE WORLD THAT STILL HAVE SEGA SYMBOLISM O... DREAMCAST HOME FURNISHINGS: REVISITING THE BATHROO... DEEP INSIDE SEGA EUROPE #3: THE SIGN IN THE TOILET... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00036 THE INEVITABLE SONY MASTERPLAN ILLUSTRATION
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTdExWrnmHQ
Seriously, great book, got me off smoking and onto proper drugs.
Too soon?
Think I would have preferred Alan Carr..
Her house is pretty white! I doubt she was a smoker in the first place! All lies.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/london/entertainment/images/theatre/waynetta2_large.jpg
Fair play to them, as long as they do something worthwhile with the cash such as buying every PS3 in Croydon and reversing over them in a JCB/
Teen boys:
Stop pissing on the seat in 21 days
Stop wanking for five minutes and tidy your room
How to conceal a weapon
Get a job, get a life, move out
Teen girls:
How to get the correct results from a pregnancy test
How to shag and not get an STI
How to look hot on MySpace despite being fucking ugly in the flesh
How to steal from your parents WITHOUT getting caught
A fag helping you give up fags....
http://comma8comma1.co.uk/tmp/workboy.jpg
Who's Alan Carr?
And what's wrong with white things?
(did not Google image search Alan Carr)