"Whilst browsing through a tiny shop in central Beijing last month, I decided to get a new toothbrush. A quick glance around and this horrendous artefact jumped out and prompted a photograph from yours truly. Notice the wispy white beard, the long tail and disgusting bulge at the back of his head" - Adam.
Nuke China. This shame must be stopped.
NOT QUITE AS BAD AS THE
HORRIFIC MUTANT CAT BRAND NEW ADULT PROFESSIONAL HEDGEHOG MASCOT COSTUME
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. LEMMY AND BINKY HAVE MADE A GAME ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00038 TWO READERS HAVE BEEN TO CARDIFF AIRPORT RECENTLY SOMETHING ABOUT THE SONIC 2 HD REMAKE TECH DEMO SONIC IS STILL FRONT PAGE NEWS "MY STOP SMOKING COACH WITH ALLEN CARR" A MAN WANTS US TO PLUG HIS EBAY AUCTION ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00037 A MAN'S DREAMCAST DIGITAL WATCH
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
well like zorg posted, at least its not as scarey as sonic the cat... or that mannequin accross from sonic the cat...