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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
But anyway, fuck Sony.
Not even worth doing it now :(
No wonder Betamax failed.
I'm sorry if facts look like fanboyism to you. Unfortunately you come off looking like a cunt. Have fun with that.
Hardy har har...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7598344.stm
Hardy har har...
Oh my god. This is like Christmas. Except for the disapointment.
DIE SONY CUNTS. DIE!
The anonymous people defending Beta are retarded. This is like saying "hey the Virtual Boy was a huge hit in that is sold well as a door stop." Maybe none of you grew up with a Beta machine, but my parents bought one. Yeah, great fucking choice. While all my friends were watching all kinds of videoes of things like Thunder Cats, I was left with a grand total of two taped off of TV sets of cartoons. Great. Thanks Sony. And thanks to all the dumb shits here pretending that becoming a small niche product instead of a successful consumer electronic device is "doing well."
I guess any level of success is considered staggering to a bunch of short bus riding pole smokers like yourselves.
Who blu-ray is out selling HD-DVD, I own 75 HD-DVDs and 4 blu-ray so how can that be true, I am normal person so much represent the rest of the population.
Lets be honest blu-ray only got to where it is due to the blu-ray trojan (aka PS3) shame that it screws up games loading in the process, you wouldn't see Sega messing up a games console to try and help some media format would you.
Anyway I have been typing to long so I am back off the play pen pen on my dreamcast.
Maybe a deal like this. I won't find your forsaken fanboy sites and post rational or amusing comments; you don't come to UK:R and twat it up like you twat up eveything else. Sound fair?
I have 2 cats, 1 dog and an infestation of fleas, does that mean cats are more popular than dogs but fleas are selling better than either of them?
p.s. attention Sony fanboys: PS3 is shit ;)
Let's just keep it would/wouldn't, thanks, it's so much easier.
Anonymous: Betamax =/= Betacam. "Stuart London" is talking more shit, beta has never been anywhere near industry standard in film, 35mm is.
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Fucking tosspot.
My guess would be something exorbitantly-priced that is forcibly inserted into the consumer's arse: I call it the MemoryFist.
P.S. Woohoo, now I can post using the same name I do on Idiot Toys!
No I am not normal and I am a sega fanboy...
Wait a minute that makes this my home, get the f**k out... all of you (except fellow sega fanboys)