"Here is a photo, I shot with my iPhone during GC. It shows a cake, that the folks from SEGA GERMANY made for their boss. It even has his face on it! (He is disguised as Mario). The cake looked awful, though. Like someone printed out the cover of the Mario and Sonic-Olympic-Game and stuck it on top of cold-pressed donkeyshit. Some foreign journalists garnished the cake with boogers and scrapings from the floor, while the booth-personnel were not looking. I also wanted to take a picture of that, but the aggressors threatened me with these huge TNA-Wrestling-Redneck-Merchandise-Foam-Pointy-Finger-things."
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"Later when the SEGA-guys offered me a piece of that cake, I kindly refused the offer. Then someone offered me a cup of tea and I said 'No thanks, that's not my cup of tea!' (Did you get the Joke? Hahaha! Although I love tea, I acted like I did not, so I got to do that hilarious joke!). Afterwards, I accidentally rubbed my elbow on one booth-babes large knockers, so it was a nice Games Convention after all! Your humble servant, Ahmet."
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. THE XBOX 360 "LIFESTYLE" EXPOSED JOKE OF THE DAY, SPONSORED BY SONY IF IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR NATASHA BEDINGFIELD... TOMB RAIDER GIRL IN LATE NIGHT HOTEL CORRIDOR SPYC... SONIC MERCHANDISE IS NOW IRONIC :( PHIL HARRISON CELEBRATES THE PHIL HARRISON YEARS ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00035
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Oh, and I state update is not funny. Immortalised.
(Cue people telling me the above is not correct German.)
I assume that's still funny anyway.
I like that the person writing in took the time to mention they took the photograph using their iPhone, thereby letting us all know he has an iPhone and is therefore very cool. BTW I also have an iPhone. Worship me.
That cup of tea joke is comedy gold. I'm definitely going to try it out one day, although I'll probably drink the tea afterwards, so I'm not as cool as you, Ahmet :(
Also, sort out the eleictricy porablem while you're down there.
And bonus points for knocking that knocker.
Not my cup of tea!
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