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You can't movie for celebrity tie-ins at the moment. This one's not so good as Ubisoft is involved, but at least we can have a wank in the bathroom while brushing the bitter taste out of our mouths.




Get a load of the shoes on Willoughby. She's come straight to the shoot from her discreet Marylebone apartment, where she offers numerous services from £1000 an hour. Poor Fearne had to borrow her shoes from the photographer.




Reach over and pop that next button open, Holly.

UBISOFT SIGNS MAJOR TV STARS HOLLY WILLOUGHBY AND FEARNE COTTON TO PROMOTE NEW RANGE OF VIDEO GAMES

London, UK - 21 July 2008 - Today Ubisoft announced a partnership with two of television's most popular celebrities, Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton, to promote Imagine(tm), a new range of video games available on Nintendo DS(tm).

The new range of games for girls aged 6-12 years will roll out over the next year and launches next month with Imagine(tm) Girl Band, followed by titles including Imagine(tm) Dream Weddings, Imagine(tm) Movie Star and Imagine(tm) Teacher.

Holly and Fearne will participate in a major year long marketing campaign to promote the Imagine range, appearing across all UK media channels in a groundbreaking marketing initiative by a video game publisher.

Holly Willoughby is well known for presenting hit television shows such as Dancing On Ice on ITV1. She will also be taking over from Fearne in presenting this year's Xtra Factor, the behind the scenes show following auditionees for The X Factor. Fearne Cotton co-hosts the weekend chart show on Radio 1 and has presented a number of popular television programmes and events such as Top of the Pops and Live8. Most recently Fearne co-presented Nelson Mandela's 90th birthday party concert in Hyde Park.

"We are delighted that best friends Fearne and Holly will be joining Ubisoft to promote our new Imagine range of games. Our research shows that our target market loves watching them on TV and aspires to be like them," said Jon Rosenblatt, UK marketing director at Ubisoft. "There's a perfect synergy between what our games stand for in terms of being fun, friendly and inspirational, to how our audience feels about Fearne and Holly."

Holly and Fearne said of the partnership, "The Imagine range is great for young girls who want to express themselves, have fun and let their imagination run wild.There are lots of games being launched this year so there will be something for everyone. The games are brilliant fun and we're delighted to be involved in such a big, exciting campaign. We're also loving being able to play all the games together!"
Blogger Grytpype said...
I hate Fearn Cotton. I mean really hate. As much as I hate that one that presents Big Brother, which is about maximum hate. And as I don't watch ITV ever I don't know who the other twat is.
Blogger JT said...
still would though, in fact the more i google Fearne the more wood i'm getting..
Blogger Simon said...
Ooh lordy, that gastric band worked wonders on Fearne. Would and would, but only if i can pull on the baggy skin whilst doing it
Blogger Grytpype said...
I don't think she looks nice in still pictures anyway, but seeing her present something for a few seconds would put you off for life. Aggravating witch.
Blogger Steve said...
You're possibly thinking of Fern Britton, Simon.
Blogger Simon said...
I pulled the old Cotton/ Britton gag and you fell for it. Arf. What japes...

Or did I just fall for your gag, where you pretend to correct me?
Blogger Darren said...
Have to agree with grytpype would love to see Fearn Cotton falling from a great height without a parachute. Hate the bitch with all my heart. Wouldn't, would
Blogger Markusdragon said...
Where's my Top of The Pops, Fearn? Oh yes, that's right, you killed it! You sucked the life out of it until there was nothing left but your goofy collagen-plumped face, you and Andy 'the dick' Peters.

Bastards.
Blogger Max said...
In other news, the UK Frag Dolls just dissolved. Replaced by these two apparently.
Blogger AT said...
Would. At the same time. While playing Domination on Call of Duty 4 online.
Blogger skulker said...
would certainly bum both of them into madness.
Blogger Branch-me-do said...
Wouldn't, wouldn't. Sorry. Holly's eyes are too far apart.

Did mummy drink while you were still in her tummy, Holly?
Blogger Shaun said...
Really? I know they're not underage korean holding athletes (but you could try remembering Fearn from her diggit days if that helps?) but If the opportunity ever presented itself I fucking would lol
Blogger FuzzyPiggy said...
Promoting games my arse! Could their choice of garments be any tighter, this is a rather sad attempt to lure in "the lads" with a bit of semi-brainy totty, if it's OK for Mellons-Willoughby to play games, then it's OK for everyone!
Blogger Trilby said...
Blogger fujiwaratofu said...
sorry but are there any asians posting here? I ask because Holly is so damned ugly, I would have to put a rucksack over that boar-like face of hers to give her one from the back. It seems that white english people actually like her messed up features and instead don't like Fearnes'?

Strange cultural differences eh....

oh forgot...would, wouldn't (unless she had rucksack over her head)
Blogger Branch-me-do said...
Neither of them are particularly attractive, fujiwaratofu. I guess Alyson Hannigan was booked up.

trilby, indeed. Uma only has anything resembling a career because Tarantino wants to be nuts deep up her arse while licking her giant feet.

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