A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. DREAMCAST - CONSOLE OF CHOICE FOR HOLLYWOOD ACTION... POOR, POOR, POOR LITTLE SONY - FINAL FANTASY XIII ... "BEAUTIFULLY CRAFTED DREAMCAST GARDEN ORNAMENTS" EVOID DRINKS DON'T DO ARTIFICIAL ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00030 BITS OF THE WORLD THAT STILL HAVE SEGA SYMBOLISM O... THE CONTINUING ADVENTURES OF ANDY THE SQUIRREL THE SEGA CHANGE MACHINE LADIES DIABLO III A "DREAMCAST 2 EXCLUSIVE" THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Btw, any plans for you to review sex toys on Shiny Media?
Copypasta from a /v/ thread:
Here's what we know:
*Good holidays are back, including Christmas, Halloween, etc.
*Multiplayer is easier, allows microphone (and apparently, a USB keyboard).
*Visit people's towns even when they're not playing.
*You can directly mail and send items to friends in other villages without having to visit them.
*Take a bus, driven by Kapp'n, to the new city area with fashion boutique (owned by Gracie and employing a new Able Sister), auction house, salon, theater, Happy Room Academy, and more.
*Pointer controls and vastly improved user interface including features like a quick-switch for items without having to go into inventory.
*Animals are no longer stuck inside when you have friends visiting, they'll now wander outside freely.
*All four players can be in a house at once, and you can move furniture even when you have people visiting in your house.
*New giant furniture pieces -- a wrestling mat about 5x5 squares was demonstrated.
*Much higher texture res, faces are no longer blurry masses.
*Camera can be zoomed in and out even while outdoors, and you can switch between ACGC and WW camera styles.
*Camera icon may imply screenshots/photography feature.
*Varied topography, ACGC cliffs are back.
*Fish are in 3D.
*Improved animations, details, effects, etc. Less immediate but still noticeable visual changes. Characters animate more fluidly, ears bounce on villagers as they move, other small touches.
*More furniture, items, villagers, conversations, etc., more of all the basics.
This game was fun, but like all things I stopped before I achieved anything significant. Maybe I could relive the guilt of not picking up weeds in my town on a Wii.
I got excited enough when I saw Animal Crossing on Wario Ware Wii, so this is enough for me.
For what it's worth, I'm a 34 year old man. And I'll never be as cynical as gritpipe. At least not where Animal Crossing's concerned.
Hopefully there'll be a Tom Nook FPS mode, I always wanted to kill him right from the word go.
Maybe you could get My Animal Crossing started again, and we could tip them off.
Nintendo will be forced to defend themselves with bucketfuls of lifestyle photography and advertorials in women's magazines about how awesome a mother that psycho Carrie Dunaway is.
Why not just buy a dolls house and admit it's what you like doing?
I genuinely cannot understand why a game like this exists. Very simply 'why?'.
Classic case of the fox and the grapes.
Anyone who doesn't like Animal Crossing is a great big fag (and for you people across the pond, I don't mean a cigarette). If you can't enjoy Animal Crossing, it is because you are so incredibly homosexual that the least little bit of cute makes you want to stick a big ol' cock in your mouth.
grytpype, don't worry, your secret is safe with us. Please refrain from trying to tongue kiss me.
If/when all the avalanche of Dreamcast Logo world exclusives lets up a bit obviously.
That's a good point actually. Aside from Resident Evil Wii Edition I'm still waiting for a game that actually puts the remote to good use. But since that's not likely to happen, it would be best if AC does support the good old Wavebird.
What's the betting the NES games are absent again so they can still sell them on the Virtual Console?
What's the betting the NES games are absent again so they can still sell them on the Virtual Console?
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Maybe they'll be incredibly cool and include playable levels from Genesis, Master System, and TG-16games. Alternatively, maybe they'll be incredibly weak and include playable levels from SNES games.
Word verification: wrnius: a little known offshoot of the Gradius series where you play as a fire shooting Wyvern flying through a mystical fantasy realm. Only about 32 shooter fans have ever played it, and they will not ever shut the fuck up about it.