A cute puppy, or a signal that the games industry as we know it has been replaced by machines that can turn the results of surveys into finished games in 48 hours?
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. ANIMAL CROSSING: CITY FOLK - AWESOME YET MASSIVELY... DREAMCAST - CONSOLE OF CHOICE FOR HOLLYWOOD ACTION... POOR, POOR, POOR LITTLE SONY - FINAL FANTASY XIII ... "BEAUTIFULLY CRAFTED DREAMCAST GARDEN ORNAMENTS" EVOID DRINKS DON'T DO ARTIFICIAL ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00030 BITS OF THE WORLD THAT STILL HAVE SEGA SYMBOLISM O... THE CONTINUING ADVENTURES OF ANDY THE SQUIRREL THE SEGA CHANGE MACHINE LADIES
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
i signed up just to say this
Either that or the stadium (Stadia?) was built by hobbits.
1) Blue Sky
2) A puppy
3) I think little puppy flags
4) A silly idea.
I'm not saying I want the game, but the youth of today would be better served by this than GTA and God of War stuff forever. They'd be much better served with Outrun, Sonic, or After Burner, but that's a discussion for another day.
I call PHOTOSHOP TRICKERY.