A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. NO ONE DOES FUN LIKE VUZIX DOES FUN ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00029 SONIC RIP-OFF - AUSTRALIAN DIVISION PLAYSTATION3 BRINGING DOWN SONY - $3.3 BILLION LOS... EXCLUSIVE: THE 100 GREATEST GAMES OF ALL TIME
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Still, now people have an excuse to return their PS3s and use the refund money to buy a Dreamcast and some good games.
You have to have some compassion for your enemy, while still laughing in their faces when something bad happens.
It was perfect when it came out of the factory
If Sony didn't had so much hardware junk behind them, PS3 would be down in the drain. Loser console, just like Dreamcast but at least that one had a giant library of good games.
Burn in hell Playstation, burn in hell. You, Nintendo and Microsoft. My hate is enough for you three.
Not a dreamcast logo in sight... tsk...
What like fat, overweight, 30 somthing males, still living with Mum and Dad!
ycsjkxau: Exasperated noise a PS3 owner makes after another failed firmware f**k-up by Sony!
They do seem to keep trying; GTA4 keeps freezing on the Emotion Engine builds, and now the pattern goes that this here 2.40 now kills XMB dead.
There are two solutions: buy a 40gb crappy cut-down model, or remove the hard disk, format it, lose ALL YOUR SHIT, and have it break again on the next update
These bedroom groupies don't know what they're missing..