HIGHLIGHTS
Oh, how we laughed! Maybe once or twice.
OutRun2006 - a celebratory review
OutRun2 Coast2Coast screenshot guide
Sega Rally 2006 SHOULD NOT EXIST
Microsoft's 'urban youth' Xbox 360 movie
An actual proper review of Ninja Gaiden Black
Non-sexy PSP porn UMD reviewed
Blog does story about blog doing story (and repeat)
San Andreas class action... thing
Eminem is in the 50 Cent game :(
HUGE Nintendo DS design flaw discovered
Rolf Harris meets Sonic The Hedgehog
Nintendogs 'fake dog' photo shame
Joanna Dark's FHM airbrush shame
UK Frag Dolls REVIEWED by sexiness!
THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
New Xbox 360 magazine is 'rubbish'
Tomb Raider Legend PORN SICKNESS
Everquest II models' 'pornstar' shame
LCD and plasma HDTV guide for PS3 and Xbox 360
Xbox 360 launch games revealed!
Trip Hawkins and his Atkins Diet thing
San Andreas "Hot Coffee" sex game mod
Stupid woman jealous of Lara Croft
Seeing Playboy's Natalie Denning
"New Games Journalism" anti-manifesto
Need for Speed Underground 2 HUMILIATION
OutRun2, Doom 3 and Fable guide
Posted by Capt_Jax 7/02/2008 09:04:00 PM
RECENTLY...
Watch the quality decline - LIVE!
NO ONE DOES FUN LIKE VUZIX DOES FUN
ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00029
SONIC RIP-OFF - AUSTRALIAN DIVISION
PLAYSTATION3 BRINGING DOWN SONY - $3.3 BILLION LOS...
EXCLUSIVE: THE 100 GREATEST GAMES OF ALL TIME
A SEARCH
A search facility that may even work.
LESS RECENTLY...
As well as SELLING OUT we have done this:
THE ANIMAL CROSSING MEMORIAL UPDATE
We lost the DS and game. This is all that remains of Big City :(
Animal Crossing WW: Game of 2006
MORE HIGHLIGHTS
A few "high"-lights from 2006.
Photos of SEGA things in Japan
Afterburner Climax movies and review
'Virtually Addicted' TV games-are-evil report
68 photos of booth babes from TGS
THE LAST YEAR OR SO
Stuff doesn't disappear when it scrolls off the bottom. It gets saved here in monthly chunks:
[March 2004]
[April 2004]
[May 2004]
[June 2004]
[August 2004]
[September 2004]
[October 2004]
[November 2004]
[December 2004]
[January 2005]
[February 2005]
[March 2005]
[April 2005]
[May 2005]
[June 2005]
[July 2005]
[August 2005]
[September 2005]
[October 2005]
[November 2005]
[December 2005]
[January 2006]
[February 2006]
[March 2006]
[April 2006]
[May 2006]
[June 2006]
[July 2006]
[August 2006]
[September 2006]
[October 2006]
[November 2006]
[December 2006]
[January 2007]
[February 2007]
[March 2007]
[April 2007]
[May 2007]
[June 2007]
[July 2007]
[August 2007]
[September 2007]
[October 2007]
[November 2007]
[December 2007]
[January 2008]
[February 2008]
[March 2008]
[April 2008]
[May 2008]
[June 2008]
[July 2008]
[August 2008]
[September 2008]
VERY OLD THINGS
Most of it's quite rubbish in hindsight:
SITES WE DO/DID
[Nintendogging]
[Idiot Toys]
[My Animal Crossing]
SITES WE LIKE
[Spong]
[Eurogamer]
[Kikizo]
[Kotaku]
[Idle Thumbs]
[Insert Credit]
[Wonderland]
[Bizarre Creations]
[Play.d]
[Mr Biffo]
EVERY MOMENT OF PAT'S LIFE
[VG247]
PATCHY BUT WELL-MEANING
[CVG]
NEW SITES WE LIKE
[One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate]
[Gibbage]
[PEOWW]
[Affectionate Diary]
THE TRIFORCE
[The Triforce]
RICHARD NOW LIKES MUSIC MORE THAN GAMES :(
[Rock Hack]
GRAEME'S SOLO PROJECT
[AceyBongos]
SITES WE HATE *SO MUCH* THEY DON'T EVEN DESERVE THE DIGNITY OF A FUNCTIONING LINK
[Penny Arcade]
[Game Girl Advance]
[Total Video Games]
[Gillen]
[B3TA]
[NTSC-UK]
SITES THAT ASKED NICELY FOR A LINK
[He Got Games]
[A New Band a Day]
[Skullkids]
[Be "Teh" Hero]
[GHZ]
[SEGA Memories]
[Bruce on Games]
[Virtual Console Archive]
[I told you I wasn't dead]
[Sigmatronics]
[Games Asylum]
[Fuck Right Off]
[Retro Thinking]
[Britxbox]
[SEGA Nerds]
[Wii-UK]
[Angry Gamer]
[Dark Revolutions]
[Lemmy + Binky]
[Genki Video Games]
[Open Senses]
[Console Mad]
[Persian Gamers]
[CVG Archive]
[Disposable Media]
[NOOOZ]
[Mean Machines Archive]
NON-GAMING SITES WE READ BECAUSE WE'RE SO ACHINGLY *LIFESTYLE* AND IN TOUCH WITH YOUTH CULTURE
[Photoshop Disasters]
[Aerial Telly]
[Uncle Jen]
[Snackspot]
[Usemycomp.]
[Cybercandy]
[Popjustice]
[Goldenfiddle]
[Rich Herring]
SAY HELLO
And here's how to email us and a couple of other important things:
[Email]
[Workers]
[About]
FEEDS
You don't have to actually read the site to read the site:
[Live Journal]
[XML / RSS]
A 'MYSPACE' WHICH SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN HACKED
Just to fit in:
[UKR MySpace]
SHINY MEDIA:
UKR has joined the Shiny Media blog-o-world. Play nicely with the following Shiny blogs:
FOR BOYS:
Stuff about games, phones and big TVs.
[Xboxer]
[WiiWii]
[PSPSPS]
[Tech Digest]
[Tech Reviews]
[Techscape]
[Games Digest]
[HDTV UK]
[iPhonic]
[Mobile Digest]
[Shiny Shiny]
FOR MEN:
Stuff about primal blood sports.
[Nollie]
[Scrumbag]
[The Googly]
[Who ate all the Pies]
FOR GIRLS:
Stuff about bags and shoes and pink things.
[Bridalwave]
[Catwalk Queen]
[Kiss and Makeup]
[Nollie]
[Shoewawa]
[The Bag Lady]
[Trashionista]
FOR PEOPLE WITH 'LIFESTYLES':
Stuff about TV and music and Paris Hilton.
[Available for Panto]
[Bayraider]
[Brandish]
[Corrie Blog]
[Crafty Crafty]
[Dollymix]
[Hecklerspray]
[Hippyshopper]
[Kerching]
[Lost Weekend]
[My Chemical Toilet]
[Popjunkie]
[Star Trip]
[TV Scoop]
THAT'S IT
Now try completing it all again, this time on Normal.
14 Comments:
Clearly Sony are still having problems remembering to test their software on all eleventy billion different hardware revisions of Krazy Ken's moonstruck folly.
Still, now people have an excuse to return their PS3s and use the refund money to buy a Dreamcast and some good games.
Waves... so... soothing...
I actually feel sorry for the sheep that bought a PS3 and are now having this problem.
You have to have some compassion for your enemy, while still laughing in their faces when something bad happens.
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I don't remember my Dreamcast having any unnecessary 'firm wear' updates.
It was perfect when it came out of the factory
PS3 can only die when Valkyria Chronicles and the Yakuza series hit XBox360 or get here in Europe.
If Sony didn't had so much hardware junk behind them, PS3 would be down in the drain. Loser console, just like Dreamcast but at least that one had a giant library of good games.
Burn in hell Playstation, burn in hell. You, Nintendo and Microsoft. My hate is enough for you three.
Why is there a Wii on top of the PS3?
Hold on. What's this got to to with Sega?
Not a dreamcast logo in sight... tsk...
"Owners of PS3s in all shapes and sizes"?
What like fat, overweight, 30 somthing males, still living with Mum and Dad!
ycsjkxau: Exasperated noise a PS3 owner makes after another failed firmware f**k-up by Sony!
I still think this is Sony trying to rid the world of the older PS3 models.
They do seem to keep trying; GTA4 keeps freezing on the Emotion Engine builds, and now the pattern goes that this here 2.40 now kills XMB dead.
There are two solutions: buy a 40gb crappy cut-down model, or remove the hard disk, format it, lose ALL YOUR SHIT, and have it break again on the next update
Good for you Sony! At least you're trying...
I've had consoles do that to me before, but i had usually only paid a pound for them at a car boot sale.
These bedroom groupies don't know what they're missing..
Achievements, in-game friends lists and now self-destructing consoles. Sony should be told that they don't have to copy *everything* that Microsoft do.
This firmware has actually improved the PS3. At least this way we're spared the disappointment of seeing the actual in-game graphics compared to the pre-rendered lies you see at E3.
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