"It appears to be the Homestar Home Planetarium, but adapted for baths!"
"Wanking while sobbing in the tub just got a whole lot more atmospheric! Not mentioning my name would be appreciated. My father has recently learned how to use Google - XXXX XXXXXXX."
Add this to the list. Just when you think you're out of wasting all your disposable income on SEGA-branded plastic, they pull you back in.
Here's one you can click on. This, apparently, is of the machine in "Rose Petal mode." It could also be "Bloody Suicide Mode."
Alternatively, there's the SEGA Toys AMP. A music playing piece of tat. This will be left well alone and not imported at prohibitive expense.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00028 GAMES NIGHT SOCK-CHANGING MYSTERY FORTUNATELY, THIS LISTING HAS ENDED METAL GEAR SOLID 4 HAS "MINIMAL" IMPACT ON PS3 SAL... MUSIC FESTIVALS SHOULD BE NUKED FROM SPACE THE ULTIMATE SHAME OF ROCK BAND SEGA TOYS TO RELEASE 'SEX ROBOT' ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00027
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Word Verification: cylill- a Gobot after a sex change
Are you sure she isn't an alien who has just had a very explosive wank?
Or maybe wearing a towel while taking a bath is some japanese thing that us white bastards don't get?