It's the Vuzix headmounted TV and/or monitor.
It brings Facebook to life like never before.
"Ooh! They were eating an ice cream, then suddenly it turned into poo!"
The worst kind of person in the world. Who puts socks on their arms? Anyone who puts socks on their arms is a fucking cockpiece. Arm socks. Anyone with arm socks on can fuck right off. You don't look like an edgy goth, you look like a retard who has accidentally put socks on your arms instead of on your feet because you're too much of a fuckwit to understand how clothes work. If ever there was a case for mass genocide, it's mass genocide of people who put fucking socks on their fucking arms.
You obviously have to be massively over-confident to wear a TV over your eyes. The thought of not being able to see what's going on fills us with terror. Can't relax without having every door in clear sight.
Fun.
FUN.
The non-gaming selection of Vuzix photos is over at Idiot Toys. This is an experimental dual-site update.
The inventor even won an award for it :(
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00029 SONIC RIP-OFF - AUSTRALIAN DIVISION PLAYSTATION3 BRINGING DOWN SONY - $3.3 BILLION LOS... EXCLUSIVE: THE 100 GREATEST GAMES OF ALL TIME ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00028
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
olimuf = 'Hot coffee' style minigame removed from Pikmin 2 before launch.
There, feel better now?
The worst kind of person in the world. Who puts socks on their arms? Anyone who puts socks on their arms is a fucking cockpiece. Arm socks. Anyone with arm socks on can fuck right off. You don't look like an edgy goth, you look like a retard who has accidentally put socks on your arms instead of on your feet because you're too much of a fuckwit to understand how clothes work. If ever there was a case for mass genocide, it's mass genocide of people who put fucking socks on their fucking arms.
Did the guy wisely tell the photographers that he'll not be photographed playing on a shit machine like the Playstation 2, with its "last gen" rumble feature?
Why the hell are they looking sideways while on the PCs, though?
I even put on some Stevie Wonder while looking at the pics, it's so surreal.
Oh, and gums lady scares the crap out of me :(
I can see how that might be useful.
Good ranting though. Line up the armsock wearers, lets do it.