A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. INSIDE ONE OF THE TOP CHINESE SHOPPING MALLS "UBISOFT SIGNS MAJOR TV STARS HOLLY WILLOUGHBY AND... "ACTRESS AND CELEBRITY GEMMA ATKINSON TO OPEN M FE... SONY'S PUBLISHING A GAME ABOUT FLOWERS ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00031 VISUAL EVIDENCE OF THE GRIM REAPER ANIMAL CROSSING: CITY FOLK - AWESOME YET MASSIVELY... DREAMCAST - CONSOLE OF CHOICE FOR HOLLYWOOD ACTION... POOR, POOR, POOR LITTLE SONY - FINAL FANTASY XIII ... THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
It pretty much died over here when they "went shit". After Tomb Raider 2 the whole series went to pot.
That was until Crystal Dynamics took it over a couple of years ago. Tomb Raider Legend was good, Tomb Raider Anniversary was excellent and hopefully this one will be better still.
On MetaCritic TR: A got an average of 8.1/10 and I highly recommend you pick it up as it's dirt cheap now. Just don't get it for the Wii as the control system was utterly borked.
TR:Legend was the first Tomb Raider after TRII that I played and it was a really great game, if a little on the short side.
http://i.tombraiderchronicles.com/tombraiderunderworld_x360_screenshots_01/screen031_nm.jpg
Agreed. TR: Legend was definitely too short. TR: Anniversary was a behemoth of an adventure, in comparison! =o)
Would - even back in the day with the triangular mammaries.