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ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00032
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  • This thing about how terribly rubbish Google Knol appears.

  • This thing about some videos, in a list, because that's easier for all concerned.

  • This thing about Jeff Minter's descent into (further, deeper) madness.

  • This thing about what happens on the internet around the world 10000 times a second.

  • This thing about a "Robot Doctor" that's clearly rubbish and is made out of Meccano and a broken old Dell.

  • This thing about the some women holding a telephone and what they have to do to get it for free, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along:

    • #1: Might, but seems a bit mumsy. #2: Would, appears keen

    Only 4/10, as that photograph makes us sad about the state of our teeth, hair, chest and four-year-old "handset."
    Posted by Cmdr_Zorg 9:03:00 AM 5 comments
    Blogger Branch-me-do said...
    Should I be:

    a) wishing I'd gone for a Viewty instead of an N95, as it means red hot slags would fancy me

    or

    b) wondering why they couldn't get women of equal hotness to the Asian Persuasion they usually use for these promo pics?
    11:27 AM  
    Blogger Cmdr_Zorg said...
    I played with a Viewty for about 10 minutes. It was literally the worst phone I've ever used. Horrible thing.

    Just guzzle it down and get an iPhone.
    11:43 AM  
    Blogger Urban Reflex said...
    Double would = double wood. Good show.
    6:26 PM  
    Blogger fujiwaratofu said...
    the one on the left wears false teeth....still would as it would make for a slippery one....
    7:33 AM  
    Blogger Trilby said...
    You failed to mention that "the network" also has a video of a posh blonde lady talking about a vibrator you put up your front bottom.

    DO NOT FAIL US AGAIN.
    11:11 PM  

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