"There's not a lot to say about it – it had minimal impact really. Units were up by seven percent."
What's seven percent of nothing? The calculator on this PC must be broken, as it keeps coming up as ZERO.
WHAT'S LEFT TO TURN THINGS AROUND FOR PS3?
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/vomit
I'm sure thats exactly what Sony's PR and marketing guys were hoping for.
Game 3.0, baby!
If MGS is the future of game story telling I'm all for more games where the story isn't any more complicated than rescuing a princess.
I guess PS3 owners can now look forward to Home, where you can relive past Sony glories like watching old Sony press conferences inside the game!
He did however get it spot on when he said that the PS3 hardware was only one-tenth of what was promised.
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Erm...meteorite strike? Polar Ice Caps melting? Surely the end of the world will be a worse experience than owning a PS3?
No it really isnt, just the blessed relief as the sony shite box is engulfed in that sweet icey water
the only thing that'll make me consider a ps3 is Fumito Ueda's next thing.
thats right boys keep that cash cow mooing.
Elsewhere Kojima has said that the PS3 was not even 1/10th of what was promised, which means that the initial claims of MGS4 being "too powerful" for the 360 also weren't true, so there are NO excuses for not releasing this game on a more lucrative platform.
Yeah, nice try, PS3 Fanboy.
Funny thing is, if you look at some of the comments, and on various other sites, even PS3 owners are saying it's time to move on from this ridiculous "PS3 SHALL DOMINATE ALL!!" mindset. One even noted, "One week's victory over the Wii after having arguably the biggest release on PS3 and really nothing for the Wii is not that big of news. Also, it is not like it outsold the Wii the way the Wii usually outsells it."