Buy one here. Please. The nice red ones have actually sold out in man sizes, though. Any of the others we don't sell in the next two weeks are getting binned. Then we might make some more in time for next summer. Maybe.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. THE ULTIMATE SHAME OF ROCK BAND SEGA TOYS TO RELEASE 'SEX ROBOT' ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00027 THE SORRY SAGA OF THE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG WATCH UPD... STOP THE PRESS! SONY TURNS THINGS AROUND! SEGA WORLD LEAFLETS FROM 1999! SONY PR BLOG "THREE SPEECH" JUMPED SHARK, AT 2:40P... INSANE SEGA/PLAYSTATION BOOTLEG MESS SEGA SATURN "IN STOCK" IN BULGARIA, SEGA-LIKE AIRP...
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Although saying that, it makes conversations in the pub uncomfortable when trying to explain to the 'uninitiated' why I enjoy looking at curtains with swirls on them.
I therefore blame you wholly responsible for why I have a sore hand rather then a girlfriend.
Anyone have suggestions for new t-shirts? I say 'blue skies in games' campaign shirts.
There was one shining moment though, at Heathrow airport, where the two girls at the DVD shop asked what it stood for and when I explained it's about the PS3 being dead they said 'Yeah! It's so expensive!'. I didn't even have to use my usual 'it's from Japan. Those Japanese are mad, aren't they?' excuse!
If they'd said it's cos Sony are a bunch of cunts I would have bagged and stored them at Big Yellow before you could say Dual Cock 3.
Still, it's the best response I've had to the T-Shirt.
One that doesn't have connotations to concentration camps. Why not just use your favicon?
Bring back masterclass. Hell, bring back any kind of humor and just don't post if it's not quality. Much better to see the same posts for weeks than to see the site's comedic demise day after day.
Just don't say I never give you anything.