Introducing... Adam Doree on drums!
Sadly, we cannot work out how to embed this video. You'll just have to go there. It's worth making the trip for, honestly.
Also introducing... Eurogamer's Ellie Gibson! See how she is mentally picturing how bad it's going to be when this video goes online. Never before has a woman's misery been so perfectly captured on film.
Clearly mental. Would not touch.
Reminiscent of Keith Moon (48 hours after his death).
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SEGA TOYS TO RELEASE 'SEX ROBOT' ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00027 THE SORRY SAGA OF THE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG WATCH UPD... STOP THE PRESS! SONY TURNS THINGS AROUND! SEGA WORLD LEAFLETS FROM 1999! SONY PR BLOG "THREE SPEECH" JUMPED SHARK, AT 2:40P... INSANE SEGA/PLAYSTATION BOOTLEG MESS SEGA SATURN "IN STOCK" IN BULGARIA, SEGA-LIKE AIRP... ELECTRONIC ARTS CANCELS PS3 DEVELOPMENT OF RED ALE...
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
I've never seen anyone looks like they're having less fun than Ellie in that video. Poor Ellie, the only woman in the videogame industry that men only like for her mind.
And as for mental girl: probably would.
Ever.
And cheer up, Doree. The video won't be on the internet forever. When global warming kills us all, the internet servers will shut down, and everyone will be dead anyway.
Let's just hope there's no internet in the afterlife.
Unless, in addition to her phone number, you were also willing to provide a detailed schedule of her daily activities and a rag soaked in chloroform.