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Official PlayStation3 UK trade magazine MCV has decided to stop printing press releases about how PlayStation3 is the best thing ever this week, and has instead allowed SEGA to cover its entire front and back sections in a gloriously glossy advert for SEGA Superstars Tennis.

Our one-time-enemy and now almost friend Adam 'Shenmue 3' Doree exclusively reveals SEGA's "B2B" promotional scheme for SST.


SEGA Superstars Tennis specialist campaign

"Tomorrow's edition of MCV popped through the letterbox of Kikizo's global headquarters in Leicester Square today, and when I saw it my eyes nearly melted with spastic orgasm joy. I don't know why I always get MCV one day before it's meant to be out - maybe it's because I'm ace. However, I am clearly not as ace as SEGA SUPERSTARS TENNIS, and definitely not as ace as this SEGA-sponsored issue of MCV."


SEGA Superstars Tennis specialist campaign

"As you can see by these hastily scanned images of the front and back of the issue, this really is as good as it gets when it comes to SEGA artwork. I think you would even be able to see up Ulala's skirt, except Amigo's hat is in the way. But this will still make for a glorious sunny SEGA update on UKR, and will "fit in" nicely with your SEGA SUPERSTARS TENNIS MONTH coverage. I am attaching a couple of different resolutions because you can see the dots in the larger one but I think the users should have choice of resolutions."


ADAM CONTINUES, AS HE'S NOT USED TO OUR 'HOUSE STYLE'
"I am sure the nice people at MCV and SEGA won't mind us promoting the game and their publication in this manner, in fact it's what ghastly media types like to call "added value" since this is just more exposure, and that. It's just like the old days when I used to scan SEGA SATURN MAGAZINE and put it on SEGAWEB and then ignore angry emails from EMAP.

"By the way, please can you link to my intersite above, since when I am not telling lies about Shenmue for hits I am begging for traffic off of SEGA/WANKING sites. Cheers - Adam."
Blogger Capt_Jax said...
I have a spare copy of this very issue. Shall we open the bidding at £25?
Blogger PhotoBoy said...
According to those images this game is going to have a lot of "crazy", I wonder if that means it will have Crazy Taxi? Maybe the taxi could stand on its rear tyres like the Daytona car in Fighters Megamix!

Will Kikizo be publishing any stories claiming Panzer Dragoon Saga 2 is being made, so I can get my hopes up about another Sega franchise returning that actually really isn't?
Blogger Cunzy11 said...
DON'T HIT THE LINK! I DID AND NOW I CAN'T SEE. THAT IS WHY THIS MAY OR MAY NOT BE IN CAPS AS I AM TYPING BLIND.
Blogger Urban Reflex said...
The recent slew of updates makes me feel all warm inside.

We get MCV at work. I'm actually looking forward to going in now.

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Blogger mrplow said...
i love this update
Blogger Ben said...
We're pleased that you're pleased. I'm surrounded by literally dozens of copies of this issue. Right now.
Blogger stx said...
Beat looks to be off his face.
Blogger Ross said...
Beat looks like that disabled female comedian when he's not cel-shaded.

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