Why, it's a bit of English text! And this bit of English text could be interpreted as some sort of slang for a sex act involving the PENIS. But don't worry, you can let the kids play this one, especially how it's just been released on Wii as a budget title, which we excitedly bought, played for a few minutes, and then decided the Dreamcast version was still better despite how it FUCKING crashes on you RIGHT BEFORE THE SAVE SCREEN after a tournament and how there's WAY too much slowdown to be excusable.
Oh yes- go play Sega Bass Fishing and leave loads of comments about how great it is and how we were right AGAIN about a certain game being fantastic. Go on, we'll wait. Come on, just torrent it or something, you lazy bastards.
Labels: BASS, ENTHUSIASM
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
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THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Can you post under Zorg's account instead? Or if you're Zorg, can you stop with this Swill business?
Psychology is an interesting subject isn't it?
2/10.
*Attempts at sarcasm were of an American standard.
*Stop suggesting we should 'torrent' shit all the time. BitTorrent isn't new or that interesting...
*My version of Sega Bass fishing didn't crash... ever. Get a real dreamcast the one with the BLUE swirl.
*You are gayer than a gaystation swirlie.
Discuss.
What I really didn't like was that the superb Sega Superstars Tennis coverage of late was described as 'nonsense'.
Graphics: 98%
Sound: 11%
Playability: 78%
Lastability: 57%
Overall: 76%
P.S. Would with that fish.