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This is a game called Get Bass for the Dreamcast. It was released to us Westerners under the painfully generic title of Sega Bass Fishing (and it was fittingly ported to the PC as a budget title under that name). Quite simply, it is in our opinion that Get Bass/Sega Bass Fishing is the GREATEST game on the Dreamcast, despite its buggy nature which you'll be aware of if you've played it. The game is an EMOTIONAL THRILL RIDE, and perhaps we'll elaborate with a series of posts about how great it is when the Sega Superstars Tennis nonsense dies down. And we are using the Japanese title because we like the Japanese title more. We respect a game title that instantly tells you the goal of the game before you've even hit start.

We always feel so rebellious when we see the For Japan Only text

We know you're probably on the edge of your seat with anticipation about the game, so here we've gone to the trouble of plugging in the scanner and getting an image of the back of the jewel case. Click on it to make it bigger. Go on. See anything special?

To answer your question: no, we are currently single

Why, it's a bit of English text! And this bit of English text could be interpreted as some sort of slang for a sex act involving the PENIS. But don't worry, you can let the kids play this one, especially how it's just been released on Wii as a budget title, which we excitedly bought, played for a few minutes, and then decided the Dreamcast version was still better despite how it FUCKING crashes on you RIGHT BEFORE THE SAVE SCREEN after a tournament and how there's WAY too much slowdown to be excusable.

Oh yes- go play Sega Bass Fishing and leave loads of comments about how great it is and how we were right AGAIN about a certain game being fantastic. Go on, we'll wait. Come on, just torrent it or something, you lazy bastards.

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Blogger flp said...
I get UK:R on the old RSS feeds, so I see the name of the author before I see the article. This automatically makes me think it's going to be crap, which it is.

Can you post under Zorg's account instead? Or if you're Zorg, can you stop with this Swill business?

Psychology is an interesting subject isn't it?

Blogger Matt said...
Ooh get back in the knife drawer!
Not funny... 2/10

*Attempts at sarcasm were of an American standard.

*Stop suggesting we should 'torrent' shit all the time. BitTorrent isn't new or that interesting...

*My version of Sega Bass fishing didn't crash... ever. Get a real dreamcast the one with the BLUE swirl.

*You are gayer than a gaystation swirlie.
Blogger Dr Hamhock MD said...
While you were distracted by the "Big 'un down below", the Zorg Fan-Club failed to notice the "Shallow Crank" on-screen alert.

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Blogger Steve said...
I thought the double entendre was fairly amusing. I also enjoyed the fact that the fish in the logo looks like it's about to perform fellatio on the phallic green thing with Japanese writing on it.

What I really didn't like was that the superb Sega Superstars Tennis coverage of late was described as 'nonsense'.

Graphics: 98%
Sound: 11%
Playability: 78%
Lastability: 57%

Overall: 76%
Blogger holdmykidney said...
I confess that before I finished the article, I too though the double entendre was 'shallow crank!'
Blogger Robotron2084 said...
Are the "double entendre masterclass" of our childhood gone forever ?
Blogger Halverde said...
Swill Man, you write FAR TOO MUCH. All we want is concise jokes about wanking over Sega games and a photo of something to say whether we "would" with it.

P.S. Would with that fish.
Blogger Steve said...
Fish are like nature's fleshlight.
Blogger rosenthalben said...
BitTorrent is toilet, when a real man wants to steal something or look at a woman sucking a donkey, he goes to usenet.

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