But through good old fashioned "journalism" we have found that one of the key components of Nintendogs, the incredibly boring part where you have to walk your dog around the city lest it go CRAZY on you (or something like that, we really don't remember), appears to have been SHAMELESSLY RIPPED OFF from a Sega arcade machine from 2001.
Don't worry, you've never played it. If you have, please email us and tell us if it was fun or not and if you had to clean up virtual dog shit in a noisy arcade full of people playing REAL GAMES. And then be prepared for our offer to be a Yahoo Auctions Japan proxy for us, though we will require no charge for your services.
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Otherwise we'd be stuck reading triforce or some shit like that.
Give the boy a week to warm up at least ...?
My white Saturn still works, but I wasn't able to mod mine either, because it's one of the obscure ones from when Sega were cobbling them together from whatever spare parts they had left in their inventory. It has a wider CD-ROM ribbon cable which doesn't fit into the mod-chip. Modding my launch Dreamcast was much easier.
Twat. I LIEK SEGA !!
PLEASE LOVE ME!
Won't work. Fuck off.
or
Write funnier things.
The opportunity is there....
The game (as i remember) consisted of taking your dog for a walk. There was three or maybe four dogs to choose from and the are rated from easy to rock hard.
Once the walking had commenced you kept at a steady walking pace (with the lead you hold in your hands) on the treadmill whilst steering the dog to avoid obstacles like cars and stuff.
The real hilarity started when you had to chase a cat.You literally have to run like buggery until you caught the bloody thing or collapsed in a gasping heap on the floor.
It was almost exactly like walking a dog. Only I sucked at it.
And NO! WE don't like fucking change.
We're British!