This thing about cross-promoting brands and intellectual properties vis-a-vis capturing the critical youth demographic. This thing about maybe having to play games with poor people. This thing about developments in x-ray technology. This thing about making it easier for people to carry their MacBook Airs safely from A (art school) to B (dad's chalet in Switzerland). This thing about CeBIT 2008, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along:
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SEGA SUPERSTARS TENNIS MONTH: SPECIALIST MEDIA TAK... BITS OF THE WORLD THAT STILL HAVE SEGA SYMBOLISM O... SEGA FANS ONCE AGAIN HUMILIATED AND DISAPPOINTED SEGA SUPERSTARS TENNIS MONTH: AUTO-SAVE FEATURE RE... BITS OF THE WORLD THAT STILL HAVE SEGA SYMBOLISM O... SEGA SUPERSTARS TENNIS MONTH: START-UP SEQUENCE EX... ASPIRATIONAL AND MOTIVATIONAL IMAGES TO CELEBRATE ... THREE SPEECH IN META KEYWORD SHAME GEMMA ATKINSON PROMOTIONAL PHOTO ALERT! GEMMA ATKI... THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
They've probably shared all kinds of VD in the water.
"Yeah, the new job in marketing is great, mum"
"So all that hard work getting your marketing degree was worth it in the end then, great!"
"... yes, yes it was".