This thing which is a textbook piece of rabble-rousing. They fall for it every single time! Wasting the energy of PS3 fans like this is one of the many ways we fight. If one man doesn't go out to the shops to buy a PS3 game because he's busy slagging people off on the internet today, it will have been worth it.

This thing where we did more purposeful rabble-rousing again two days later, to see if they'd fall for it twice in one week. They did!

This thing about experimental teenage dress-up activity.

This thing about adding vibration to Sony's rubbish SIXAXIS controller, because we are contractually obliged to occasionally write something about Sony products. There is nothing in our contract about having to be NICE about them, mind.

This thing about Dr. Kawashima being mental, because we are also obliged to occasionally be nice about Nintendo's "magic wand" machine.

This thing about a serious piece of tech and gaming news, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along:

Sony slagging. Mild porn. Anger generation. Confusion. Complaints. We can't give any more than this. "Must click through - 11/10."