We hope you enjoyed that little 'Making Of' documentary paragraph about what goes on here behind the scenes of UKR. Tomorrow we might tell you about the photo of a robot we have been saving to use somewhere since 1997! Or the threatening voicemail message we got from a man at Chart-Track and saved as an MP3!
These are to illustrate PSP's webcam. Which may be in double figure sales globally by now. If it ever came out. Did it ever come out? We'd be amazed if even Sony's senior management knew or cared if it ever came out.
This one's nice. She looks a bit like a cheaper and sluttier Lucy Liu. Lucy Liu's nice. Can anyone tell us if it's worth downloading a copy of that vampire movie which she gets her tits out in?
There's another two sets of these pictures. We might forget about them for six months, or we might upload them tomorrow if there's nothing better around. It could go either way.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. VERY IMPORTANT NEWS ABOUT SEGA SUPERSTARS TENNIS POSSIBLY ILLEGAL SCHOOLGIRL DREAMCAST BAG ACTION GAMES WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO IN 2008 THE UNPOPULARITY OF WILLIAM TUMMYWICK SONY 'CELEBRATING' UNCHARTED GOING INTO THE CHARTS... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00009 SEGA MONEY SPECIAL: SHANGHAI COIN BIZARRE SEXISM FROM DUBAI-BASED GAMES SHOP
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
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ACQUAINTANCES
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Aika Miura/Sora Aoi/Sally Yoshino/Ziyi Zhang/Aki Hoshino/either of them in Puffy Ami Yumi > Lucy Liu
She also looks like a fucking bloke.
/waits to go home and google Lucy Liu topless
I was saving the caption for the middle pic until last, shivering in anticipation of what Zorg would make of what appears to clearly be a tranny -- and not a very good one at that -- only to find that he's a common pervert.
How very disturbing.
It also has her being shagged by what appears to be Owen Wilson, on a big pile of snakes.
Of course, why waste your time on that when there's an entire Emily Bouff section, with literally hundreds of pictures of her slight odd looking tits and satisfyingly juicy arse.
I don't want to see their tits from before they became famous, that's no use. Like those old ones of Elizabeth Hurley's.
If I'm going to see Lucy Liu's tits, they have to be contemporary - like they're her actual famous tits from now.
I want post-Kill Bill Lucy Liu's tits, or there's point.
She also had a somewhat deep, husky voice. Perhaps she was the middle picture's sister?
Funniest thing I have read in ages!!!
@ John
You must be a regular reader of UK:R, then.
Gotta love a bit of Sharpe...
Don't wanna sound high and mighty or even that you'd vaguely care anything about my opinion Zorg, but you really have let yourself go what with that middle picture, middle of the road, mis-shapen tranny whore and all... :P