This thing which totally enraged PS3 "fanboys" and sent them predictably berserk - mission accomplished. This thing about Tomb Raider Underworld, because we are totally heterosexual for Lara Croft especially now she's in hi-res. This thing about an iPod dock, because sometimes a man just has to write about iPod docks as it's still better than having a job that involves raw meat or shovels. This thing about a mentally unstable loner's android companion. This thing about Gemma Atkinson launching a bra range, because you can't not use (and we mean USE, repeatedly) pictures like this when they come along:
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SEGA MONEY SPECIAL: SHANGHAI COIN BIZARRE SEXISM FROM DUBAI-BASED GAMES SHOP SOMETHING YOU MIGHT LIKE FROM DEVIL MAY CRY 4 (SEN... THE 1992 HALFORDS SONIC THE HEDGEHOG IN-CAR AIR FR... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00008 PLAYSTATION2 STILL OUTSELLING PLAYSTATION3 SONY EXPLAINS WHAT A PS3 IS FOR THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Sheesh
Oh, and him on the left LOLZ