FROM HIM, NOT US: "Spotted at 11:45pm on deep, deep digital. In fact it was on Nuts TV which I didn't know existed before tonight and appears to be staffed entirely by the people who were deemed too boring to be the faces of phone in scams. All of a sudden, slumming it on Channel 4 at 1:30am seems a thousand miles away."
"I couldn't remember if you'd actually asked for Emily Booth sightings but a quick search shows that you didn't and also that the general consensus in the comments appears to be that this sort of thing is deeply sad and singles you out as a disgusting loser. Well, who could say no to that now the actual taking-the-photo-and-resizing-it-in-photoshop work has been done?"
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SEGA MONEY SPECIAL: SHANGHAI COIN BIZARRE SEXISM FROM DUBAI-BASED GAMES SHOP SOMETHING YOU MIGHT LIKE FROM DEVIL MAY CRY 4 (SEN... THE 1992 HALFORDS SONIC THE HEDGEHOG IN-CAR AIR FR... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00008 PLAYSTATION2 STILL OUTSELLING PLAYSTATION3 SONY EXPLAINS WHAT A PS3 IS FOR ORANGE BOX: "THE PS3 VERSION IS WITHOUT A DOUBT IN...
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When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Dutch Elm or saink?
ha
Yes, she's damn DAMN fine. If I wasn't such a Halo geek she'd be the only reason to watch xleague.tv (Sky 279).
According to her official site she has a Dreamcast. I think that's reason enough for restraining-order-inducing devotion.
FOF looked after her when she came in for the shoot and watched her get changed into her costume and everything. FOF being female didn't think to (a) Take pictures (b) Take rohypnol (c) Take me.
She was being filmed for some Zone Horror thing about the film.
Would.