Hopefully we'll get some sort of brain injury that will wipe our memories of ever having played any good games. Otherwise this site may well turn into the UK's foremost cynical DIY and gardening blog.Ninja Gaiden 2 Maybe re-buying Animal Crossing on DS
Here are a few astonishing Afterburner: Climax videos to make everything seem OK again for several minutes. It's a Japanese man being quite good at it:
And that's the amount of effort we'll be putting into each and every post during 2008.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. THE UNPOPULARITY OF WILLIAM TUMMYWICK SONY 'CELEBRATING' UNCHARTED GOING INTO THE CHARTS... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00009 SEGA MONEY SPECIAL: SHANGHAI COIN BIZARRE SEXISM FROM DUBAI-BASED GAMES SHOP SOMETHING YOU MIGHT LIKE FROM DEVIL MAY CRY 4 (SEN... THE 1992 HALFORDS SONIC THE HEDGEHOG IN-CAR AIR FR... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00008
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Battlefield: Bad Company
Indiana Jones
Splinter Cell: Conviction
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
Turning Point: Fall of Liberty
Warhound
Rainbow Six Vegas 2
Splinter Cell Conviction
Resident Evil 5
Alan Wake
Saint's Row 2
GTA IV
Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena
Obviously I'm assuming they all make it out next year, and don't get delayed/cancelled. I'd include Burnout but that demo put me right off.
Plus the rumours of MGS4 on 360 are back again (although admittedly I've not really enjoyed any MGS game since the first).
Plus, it will most likely be Sonic's best game in years.
I never had a chance to say this before though, but thanks for making me laugh with that blog. :-)
And don't say you won't.
You WILL. We all know it.