But can you put women pole vaulters in it, please?
This one will do. She's got that slightly manly edge we like. It'll make doing jokes about it next year so much easier for everyone on the internet if the women's pole vault is represented. The game won't be out for ages, so there's enough time to get them in. And think of the fun you'll all have doing the motion-capture.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00010 A VANITY UPDATE REGARDING UKR'S IMMORTALISATION IN... THE LAST BATCH OF PSP "LIFESTYLE" SHAME MORE PSP "LIFESTYLE" SHOTS FROM THE GERMANS UK PS3 SALES UPDATE: SINGSTAR DEMAND STILL SOARING... GAME OF 2007: PROJECT GOTHAM RACING 4 MORE OF THOSE GERMAN PSP LIFESTYLE PHOTOS VERY IMPORTANT NEWS ABOUT SEGA SUPERSTARS TENNIS POSSIBLY ILLEGAL SCHOOLGIRL DREAMCAST BAG ACTION GAMES WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO IN 2008
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Ken-Kutaragi-PlayStation-Developer-Innovators/dp/0737738626/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1200066611&sr=1-6
it's true, go check wikipedia
sorry to be completely off topic, but have you noticed what controllers fate and cupid are holding in that advert on the tube for match dot com?
Either English isn't your first language (in which case congrats, you're very good at it), or you're an idiot who doesn't understand irony.
Just wanted to say that.
Also, UKR got a mention in the Guardian Guide this week. I guess this means you're an informative site now?
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What Miss Isinbayeva might ask you do to her while partaking in bedroom gymnastics.