This thing which we wasted way too many man-hours doing, seeing as it's just a boring story about some rubbish old Britney Spears videos going up on Xbox Live that no one's ever going to read. This thing about having to poo in the garden if the Sun explodes. This thing about using new Sony Memory Sticks to hold copies of PSP games, because acknowledging the existence of the rampant PSP piracy scene on an "above the line" technology site seems DANGEROUS and EXCITING to us and will probably piss Sony off no end. Which, at the end of the day, is what it's all about. This thing about a pod smokers can stand in to not get wet. This thing about Americans buying Radiohead CDs even though they could've just had it off the internet for free ages ago. This thing about some headphones, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along:
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. A VANITY UPDATE REGARDING UKR'S IMMORTALISATION IN... THE LAST BATCH OF PSP "LIFESTYLE" SHAME MORE PSP "LIFESTYLE" SHOTS FROM THE GERMANS UK PS3 SALES UPDATE: SINGSTAR DEMAND STILL SOARING... GAME OF 2007: PROJECT GOTHAM RACING 4 MORE OF THOSE GERMAN PSP LIFESTYLE PHOTOS VERY IMPORTANT NEWS ABOUT SEGA SUPERSTARS TENNIS POSSIBLY ILLEGAL SCHOOLGIRL DREAMCAST BAG ACTION GAMES WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO IN 2008 THE UNPOPULARITY OF WILLIAM TUMMYWICK THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
In the January edition of Playstation magazine, UK:R is mentioned as a comedy site. I forget which article, and I've sent my camera in for repairs so I can't take a picture, but I just thought I would mention it. Idiot would you like a picture when I get my camera back, or have you seen it already?
readylkp - breakfast for lesbians
Who knows. Not exactly a game related word verification though. Still, some good stuff elsewhere on the network.