He won't just lie about it and have your money, he WILL send you a Wii. A man's eBay word is the strongest promise in the world.
Once again we find ourselves sobbing over the depravity of mankind. And it isn't even lunch time.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
£1.29 per envelope.
fgzapmsm = what I want to win
pnpvagka = Where russians download lesbian porn
That's disappointing :(
"E-BAY RULES: This is not a gamble, raffle, sweepstakes, charity, giveaway, lottery or a game of chance or skill. "
when it obviously is several of those.
ebay probably won't pull it, though - the only auctions they ever pull are funny harmless novelty ones, and individual sellers trying to flog old-school bootleg nes games purely as a historical curio. scam artists and large-scale pirates always get away with it.
well that or he'd just take the money and fuck off anyway.
Shame. I'd have loved to buy all 20 and get my Wii on.
ldjukp - London DJ for UKIP
Anyways... Yeah, I think you have to be stupdendously gullible to go for this, so why does one of them have a bid?
YOU HAVE TO READ CAREFULLY AND UNDERSTAND THAT I HAVE WENT THROUGH A LAWYER WITH THIS LISTING STOP GETTING INTO A JEALOUS RAGE AND LEARN TO LIVE YOUR OWN LIFE!!! AND READ MORE CAREFULLY!
- spal2068
and after that blatent mis-use of caps lock i did report him, i feel smug and evil :)
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