Nintendo is holding you down and keeping your arms out of the way, while Micro Direct is unbuttoning itself and preparing for action.
Incredibly it is "sold out."
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
|
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. RETAILERS RAPING Wii CUSTOMERS PLAYSTATION3 IS "ENTERTAINMENT LIKE YOU'VE NEVER S... RUIN CHRISTMAS, COURTESY OF AOL THE WORLD'S MOST IN-DEPTH RICHARD JACQUES FEATURE ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00005 SHENMUE DREAM LIVES ON IN BRISTOL THE MOST SHAMELESS DS RIP-OFF YET QUITE POSSIBLY THE ULTIMATE BETRAYAL OF EVERYTHING... CAPCOM TAKES OVER FROM SEGA AS OUR FAVOURITE COMPA...
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
|
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
But where else is there in manc? I won't buy PC components online anymore, overclockers are even bigger twats, but at a distance so you can't even go in and shout at them when they fuck you over.
xzahkl - sounds like me with my cold at the moment
The shortage has got to the point that Nintendo are putting private planes full of Wii's on to the U.K. to try and alieviate the problem.
I was one of the losers who queued up in Argos for one on launch last year. I still feel like a loser but now I'm a slightly smug loser with foresight.