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It seems to me that they only have one wiimote. I really would feel like I'd been bummed if that's the case.
Dixons are shiite anyway. Anyone with half a brain knows they haven't got a clue about electronics, the staff are thick as pig shit.
I'm not going to link to the article or anything. That's what Google is for. Try typing something other than 'Tits' 'Minge' and 'Donkey' into the search bar for once. You'll be surprised what pops up.
http://www.techfocus.co.uk/nintendo-wii/TFWII01.htm
glad I got mine a while ago (I still play on my saturn so I dont feel too dirty)
zgsjvliz - the sound made by the average punter when they see the price of a wii
http://savygamer.blogspot.com/2007/11/how-to-get-hold-of-nintendo-wii-this.html
Not surpriseing that retailers are forcing bundles though, that's how supply and demand work.
"person in posting a predictable comment about how companies are in the business of making money to people who already fucking know that but still have the right to think the bundles are a complete thundercunting ripoff in absolute NON-SHOCKER!"
Anyway planning on entering a Dixons store sometime soon should wear one of these http://www.rapestop.net/
F**k it, I'm waiting till February. 2nd pay packet of the new year and they'll so many left on the shelves, they'll be paying me to take the buggers away!
I recently wrote an article filled with useful advice of how to get get hold of a Wii this Christmas, hopefully it can be of use to some people -
http://savygamer.blogspot.com/2007/11/how-to-get-hold-of-nintendo-wii-this.html
Not surpriseing that retailers are forcing bundles though, that's how supply and demand work.]
Its weird that wii's are in such short supply in blighty, we've loads in Sweden, just sat on shelves. Xbox Elites though.. can't get them :(
They frequently have Wiis in stock online, but only with dire games like Tony Hawk's Downhill Jam AT FULL PRICE.
So order it online then go to your local game store for a 7 day refund on the naff games! Bingo, one shiny new Wii. This worked way back in January, and no, I feel precisely zero guilt over shafting GAME back for their shameless price gouging.