This thing about a toy for losers which features references to mugging pensioners AND a review of Spider-Man 3 all in 153 words. This hilarious thing about a developer ripping the piss out of PS3 in style. This thing where we RISKED DEATH by saying Halo 3 is boring on an Xbox blog. Nobody noticed. This thing where Nintendo revealed European hardware sales for all three consoles, which will really annoy the number Nazis at ChartTrack. This thing about the Airbus A380 because aeroplanes ROCK and we wanted to use the word "carrier" in a serious context. This thing about the LG "Rumor" because you pretty much have to use photos like this when they come along:
This isn't today's proper update, so don't go getting all angry about being palmed off with a list of links. Something rubbish about Sonic or SEGA will be along in a couple of hours.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. DEEP INSIDE SEGA EUROPE - SEGABUCKS! TWO WOMEN SPOTTED PLAYING HALO AT LEAST TWO PEOPLE WENT TO THE LONDON GAME CAREER... SONY'S 'ORANGE DEATH SLIME' IMPLICATED IN MEGA DRI... BAFTA IS STILL EMBARRASSED ABOUT GAMES ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00001 A DESTROYED AND BROKEN BOOTH BABE
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Stop it, your ruining it for everyone.
What a prick. Ghey.