This thing about a toy for losers which features references to mugging pensioners AND a review of Spider-Man 3 all in 153 words. This hilarious thing about a developer ripping the piss out of PS3 in style. This thing where we RISKED DEATH by saying Halo 3 is boring on an Xbox blog. Nobody noticed. This thing where Nintendo revealed European hardware sales for all three consoles, which will really annoy the number Nazis at ChartTrack. This thing about the Airbus A380 because aeroplanes ROCK and we wanted to use the word "carrier" in a serious context. This thing about the LG "Rumor" because you pretty much have to use photos like this when they come along:
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW?
Each post .02% worse than the last.
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand.
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass.
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near.
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend.
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny.
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary.
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.