If UKR gradually fades from existence over the coming days, it is the retro-active effect of this horrifying news corrupting the time stream and making our young selves side with Nintendo.
FROM THE OWNER: "I found this Generation 2 Sega Genesis at a Goodwill here in south Florida for 3.99, I bought it, but, alas, it did not work. Recently I decided to crack it open and see if I could find what ails it. Unfortunately, I have discovered that SEGA has been betraying us for all these years!"
There it is. That's the little SHIT. Rip it out! It probably only does something really useless, like make the machine break after 12 years.
"Here is why I blame the chip for my system's death. The area around the chip was the only part covered in this orange slime, seen there after I wiped it up. Here is a dramatic shot of the Sony death slime in front of a once proud system - Matt."
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. BAFTA IS STILL EMBARRASSED ABOUT GAMES ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00001 A DESTROYED AND BROKEN BOOTH BABE A COSPLAY UPDATE, INCORPORATING A GERMAN ULALA SLAUGHTER! SLAUGHTER IN AMERICA! STOP THE INTERNET: SEGA SUPERSTARS TENNIS ANNOUNCE... THE GREATEST SONIC THE HEDGEHOG DESKTOP IMAGES IN ...
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SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
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ACQUAINTANCES
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
pmisopa = the noise mad when you slide your fingers in a cream filled glove.
It ain't the sound processor either, the Zilog did sound...
usvwb - the new standard Apple peripheral connector
I like how the Elizabeth Duke chav chain has been carefully readjusted so that it is clearly visible over the sleeve of the bumglove. Classy.
That's not the half of it, there are Axe "Body Shots" in the background. Favorite male perfume of metrosexuals everywhere. By metrosexuals, I mean closeted homosexuals.
Besides, can we even hate Sony anymore? They've got two years TOPS in this industry.
Nowadays, Sony is like the autistic kid you knew in school who breezed through their early years of learning, but hit a ceiling in their teens because they couldn't improve their social skills and couldn't admit they were ever wrong. They are something to be pitied.
(Greatest metaphor ever)
Shit, I better throw away my Lacoste cologne (along with matching deodorant).
Along with the SNES sound, that chip is one of the only things Sony ever did right.
Also, What the hell's wrong with my bracelet? =P
Axe is used by metro dudes now? I thought it was mostly restricted to Chavs and/or Bros.
One of the guys who lived in my residence in University was the chaviest chav I ever knew, and he DID wear it. However, every metrosexual I have ever known has apparently bathed in Axe perfume, as the smell of it coming off them could peel paint off your house.
Metrochavuals?