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SEGA EXCLUSIVE! IN-HOUSE COFFEE FACILITIES REVEALED! Edge magazine has never got this close to the heart of the Dream Factory.


SEGABUCKS!

"This is a photo of SegaBucks, the hilariously named coffee shop in Sega's London office. SegaBucks sells Fanta, Panda pop and returned copies of many of Sega's "hit" DS games. Or maybe they're books. And a Megadrive controller by the look of it. If only Sega could include as much innovation, high production values and witty humour in their video games these days as they do their fake coffee shop signs. The man in the photo is Italian and likes [LIBELLOUS COMMENT REMOVED] so there are multiple levels of irony in this picture."
Blogger phorenzik said...
That's not a Mega Drive controller. It looks more like a Microsoft Sidewinder PC pad to me.

P.S) Sort me out with a job.
Blogger Jawatron said...
Ooh the wonderer returns from his days in the wilderness.

Did mariomark get the sack too?
Blogger Richard Stratton said...
I'm curios to know what levels of revenge you have plotted to date Phorenzik.
Blogger phorenzik said...
MarioMark is still there. It was just me that had to leave.

As for the revenge? If my boss remains amicable, then so will I.
Blogger SMEGHaMMeR said...
Tut Phorenzik, u beat me to it...i was gonna say it look's like a Saitek but you're prolly right tbh.

I am so gutted that SFC had to close and from what i gather on here, u lost your job too? Is that right? Deepest sympathies man, was awesome while it lasted tho, don't give up on it. You have a knack for writing some funny stuff, so carry on doing it somewhere else =]
Blogger Ben said...
Once upon I time, the mother of a girl I was very close to worked at Sega in london. I'll track her down and find out if she still does, there'll be gold in them there mines. She also gave me a load of tacky sonic merchandise, including a baseball jacket that might even be cool enough to wear these days, so I'll see if i've still got any of it. Watch this space gang
Blogger JonathanEx said...
WHAT. I must find this on my next visit.
Blogger Cunzy11 said...
I thought Sega had sold Sonic to Nintendo already?

Infringment of copyright
Blogger Jawatron said...
So Phorenzik has the irony of being a dole sponging workless person worn off yet?
Blogger phorenzik said...
I'm not on the dole. Nor will I ever go on the dole. I'm supporting myself with my savings at the moment.

Although, If I got the missus up the duff and she quits her job we'd be fucking rolling in it.
Blogger Cunzy11 said...
You have savings! Man, what a grown up.

I hope MarioMark's new care worker is nice. What if he has a nasty one who won't let him have dairylea snack attacks. Just horrible 'salad' sandwiches
Blogger Turbosatana said...
That Italian guy is IRRANCA.
I'll never forget him.
The way he seriouly closed the door of our small localisation room, the way he used to say "Guys, I need to talk to you", "GUYS! I need to talk to you!", "GUYS! I NEED TO TALK TO YOU!" (at that point somebody used to take off the headphones and say "Yes, we're listenning").
His belly is bigger than I remember...

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