"This is a photo of SegaBucks, the hilariously named coffee shop in Sega's London office. SegaBucks sells Fanta, Panda pop and returned copies of many of Sega's "hit" DS games. Or maybe they're books. And a Megadrive controller by the look of it. If only Sega could include as much innovation, high production values and witty humour in their video games these days as they do their fake coffee shop signs. The man in the photo is Italian and likes [LIBELLOUS COMMENT REMOVED] so there are multiple levels of irony in this picture."
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. TWO WOMEN SPOTTED PLAYING HALO AT LEAST TWO PEOPLE WENT TO THE LONDON GAME CAREER... SONY'S 'ORANGE DEATH SLIME' IMPLICATED IN MEGA DRI... BAFTA IS STILL EMBARRASSED ABOUT GAMES ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00001 A DESTROYED AND BROKEN BOOTH BABE A COSPLAY UPDATE, INCORPORATING A GERMAN ULALA
THE HTML ERAS
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SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
P.S) Sort me out with a job.
Did mariomark get the sack too?
As for the revenge? If my boss remains amicable, then so will I.
I am so gutted that SFC had to close and from what i gather on here, u lost your job too? Is that right? Deepest sympathies man, was awesome while it lasted tho, don't give up on it. You have a knack for writing some funny stuff, so carry on doing it somewhere else =]
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Although, If I got the missus up the duff and she quits her job we'd be fucking rolling in it.
I hope MarioMark's new care worker is nice. What if he has a nasty one who won't let him have dairylea snack attacks. Just horrible 'salad' sandwiches
I'll never forget him.
The way he seriouly closed the door of our small localisation room, the way he used to say "Guys, I need to talk to you", "GUYS! I need to talk to you!", "GUYS! I NEED TO TALK TO YOU!" (at that point somebody used to take off the headphones and say "Yes, we're listenning").
His belly is bigger than I remember...