WHERE IT CAME FROM: "Here is a picture of a Sonic the Hedgehog Daddies Tomato Sauce bottle I've had at the back of my cupboard since 1991. I've been meaning to send you guys this picture for ages. Best wishes, Mr Jakeway."
The product was withdrawn from sale in 1992, following complaints that several children were traumatised by seeing Sonic leaking 'blood' from a sizable head wound.
OTHER SONIC-RELATED PRODUCT UPDATES:
The Tails bathtime wanking lube The Sonic single man food
Please send more. It's important that this kind of utter rubbish is saved as a warning to future generations about overly whoring out and devaluing their brands.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. A MAN SAW EMILY BOOTH ON XLEAGUE.TV FORZA 2 CAR COMPO - THE WINNERS! FORZA 2 UKR CAR COMPO - THE MADLY-SKILLED SECOND A... FORZA 2 CAR COMPO - HIGHLY COMMENDED FORZA 2 UKR CAR COMPO - THE LOSERS THE MIRACLE OF THE PAC-MAN CRISP PS3 HARDWARE SALES STILL A GLOBAL EMBARRASSMENT :)... ADDING TO THE SEGA ISN'T DEAD THEME
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
wihyo - the sound Sonic makes when he takes a loop-the-loop too fast.
Thanks for the ELITE SEGA SCOUT ALPHA TEAM membership by the way - in case you completely ignored the email of thanks i sent afterwards.
Yesterday I was in the countryside, and i saw a 4 year old girl with official Sonic and Knuckles wellies - and dammit, I didn't have a camera or phone on me. Apologies.
they should do more sauces like this. Mario Mayonaise and Conrad Hart Thousand Island Dressing.
I'd keep them in my cupboard for at least 20 years.
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