A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. PS3 HARDWARE SALES STILL A GLOBAL EMBARRASSMENT :)... ADDING TO THE SEGA ISN'T DEAD THEME A VIDEO OF RESISTANCE ON THE NEWS FORZA MOTORSPORT 2 - A REVIEW OF IT A VERY STRANGE MOVING SEGA CHAIR ANOTHER THING SEGA DID FIRST AND OBVIOUSLY BEST THE NEW *BEST* AND *MOST EXCITING* SEGA PHOTOGRAPH... THAT THING ABOUT POSTING FAKE PLASTIC POO TO SONY THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
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Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
I wish I had a crisp that looked like something.
Although, French Fries look a bit like thin wonky dildos.
I can only hope next week we can move on to a skip shaped like Sonic.
And you can't fake a Pac-Man crisp by cutting his mouth out with some scissors, one slight cut will just break the whole crisp. This proves that it is a 100% genuine Pac-Man crisp and they are more rare than an eclipse.
rybzq: Where you have to wait for food at a teenagers' barbecue.
It's this kind of shoddy unprofessionalism that makes Britain the laughing stock of the world.
Instead of having the boring blue cloth you've got the crisp sat on in focus, you could have found an attractive girl with perhaps a yellow ribbon in her hair (ms. pacman?) holding the crisp. A bit of arty depth of field with her breasts in focus would have been nice.
Word Verification : XYPOAKZ, the homoerotic alien version of Hollyoaks.
adoxvi - some drug that makes you think you are some casino owner.