Don't say you're not up to something. We are pretty much always up to something and can spot it in others in a flash.
But seeing as you've gone and done it, you may as well email us the shots. Particularly the ones of the girl number two. At the original resolution.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. THE MIRACLE OF THE PAC-MAN CRISP PS3 HARDWARE SALES STILL A GLOBAL EMBARRASSMENT :)... ADDING TO THE SEGA ISN'T DEAD THEME A VIDEO OF RESISTANCE ON THE NEWS FORZA MOTORSPORT 2 - A REVIEW OF IT A VERY STRANGE MOVING SEGA CHAIR ANOTHER THING SEGA DID FIRST AND OBVIOUSLY BEST THE NEW *BEST* AND *MOST EXCITING* SEGA PHOTOGRAPH...
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
And I still know which one I'd rather play with.
would, would, would, have (you can see she's still under the effects of the drugs...
hrdfzx - the last survivng periferal from a spectrum
im going for number four
The chick, 3rd from the left....WOULD, WOULD and definitely WOULD !! Man...she's a FITTY !!
nmmbbmpw the sound made whilst cream pieing the two in the middle.
The first chick is obviously hurt by the fact that she once used to be a booth babe for the dreamcast and now just can't face the shameful promotion of the failed PS3.
she'd have been, what, 3 years old then?
hxzxg - the noise made by someone being killed with a cuddle
Whereas the girl second from the right would get it, and probably has had it via the penis that the girl far right clearly has nestly between her/his legs.
http://i15.tinypic.com/6cr4k05.jpg
Damn... i thought they were Japanese! Pity.
rbinrc: the stupid verification word that i had to type to waste more time trying to make a time wasting post.
There's brand impact for you...
girl no.3 is the one i'm currently in love with, ever since the other photo linked to in the ninja gaiden comments
you could get at least 2 gummi bears in there!
Girl No.2 would be receiving a strap-on dildo.
Girl No.3 would is HOTNESS and therefore all mine.
Girl No.4 would be wearing the dildo.
xkian: Girl No.3's name, probably.
Yes I am a racist.