JAPANESE HARDWARE SALES, WEEK ENDING JUNE 10DS: 117,228
Wii: 64,529
PSP: 24,711
PS2: 11,097
PS3: 8,776
360: 2,533
GBA: 799
NGC: 167
AMERICAN HARDWARE SALES, MAY 2007DS: 423,150
Wii: 338,278
PSP: 221,120
PS2: 187,765
360: 154,932
PS3: 81,604
GBA: 80,554
NGC: 10,728
Here are some amazingly hi-res photos of a woman wearing a Ninja Gaiden costume to assist your celebratory wank. We suggest a simultaneous, global climax at 01:30 hours on Sunday, June 17:
*celebratory wank*
Labels: WAR ON PS3
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Each post .02% worse than the last. ADDING TO THE SEGA ISN'T DEAD THEME A VIDEO OF RESISTANCE ON THE NEWS FORZA MOTORSPORT 2 - A REVIEW OF IT A VERY STRANGE MOVING SEGA CHAIR ANOTHER THING SEGA DID FIRST AND OBVIOUSLY BEST THE NEW *BEST* AND *MOST EXCITING* SEGA PHOTOGRAPH... THAT THING ABOUT POSTING FAKE PLASTIC POO TO SONY IT'S BACK TO BUSINESS AS USUAL THEN
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1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
They had a better picture of the "Rachel" too, her left tit was escaping and everything.
... I think this deserves a posting guys ;)
As for the Sega and PS3 article, it's was some suit wearing twat from Sega of America making the comments. Though he did make very valid points about the Wii.
The girl in the game is at least a C cup... its just appauling... I thought the PS3 was meant to have uber realistic high def graphics, and yet they cant even get her breasts the right size...
Sony are screwing us again... (ok not me, but any idiot who bought the PS3...)
I know we all love what Sega WAS, but, ummm, I think I'll take my chances betting against Sega's opinion on modern gaming, thanks. I know what you're thinking, and yes, I am betting against the makers of both Shadow the Hedgehog [b]and[/b] Super Monkey Ball Adventure. Yes, I'm crazy I know.
She still looks like a prostitute though.
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/1848/ruliwebpsss305ma7.jpg
uhunm: The sound heard round the world at 1.30am
More celebratory material from the Korean PS3 launch:
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uhunm: The sound heard round the world at 1.30am
That's Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, and Bashful. Pervy's checking out the action in the back.
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You don't have to put that to make Zorg feel better. Chances are he's already mad at us* and he's putting the link under the 'SITES WE HATE *SO MUCH* THEY DON'T EVEN DESERVE THE DIGNITY OF A FUNCTIONING LINK' section.
* You, you did the update. I only take 50% of credit when people say it's good. If we get in the shit about the blog then you take 100% of the blame, because you were doing it 2 days before the both of us. That's my made up loophole. =p
I hope im making a huge misunderstanding or im gonna piss myself laughing.
microshite? a good product????
thats just unjustifiable.
As for nintendo, they just have the kiddy market with there gimmick wii.