This is a flyer being circulated by someone called Alan who's trying to sell a PS3 in a university. That's his phone number. We're not entirely sure about the legality of putting someone's phone number on a web site read by lunatics, but are prepared to risk being implicated in Alan's death for a minor laugh.
A sign saying "Wii ROX" made out of unsold PS3s. Hopefully this photo was arranged specifically for us, and hasn't just been stolen off an internet forum.
Self explanatory.
What Ken Kutaragi did next. Again, hopefully this was made just for us and wasn't stuck on Gaming-Age and featured on Kotaku three weeks ago. We've not been keeping up on gaming news recently, thanks to post-traumatic stress brought about by the WAR.
This image was definitley made for us. No one else would have it.
This is awesome and deserves its own update, rather than being hidden away down here. Sorry about that, person what done it.
This is probably a war reference we don't get, as all we really know about WWII is that the Japanese did very bad things, which is why Granddad never drives Hondas or buys Sony products to this very day.
A PS3 "not sold out in the slightest" sign from Russia! Even out there no one cares for the evil capitalist machine. Interesting to note that in Russia PS3 costs 2-1.990p. Right. That's your lot. We have cleaned up our desktop quite significantly.
Labels: GONZO
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. INSIDE SEGA'S AMAZING 'HI-TECH LAND' GIRL GAMERS STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND AN INTERVIEW WITH SUMO DIGITAL ABOUT VIRTUA TENNIS... JAPAN. NATION OF BRAVE SAMURAI WARRIORS AMERICA. LAND OF EVERYTHING APART FROM PLAYSTATION... SONIC WAS TRICKED AND/OR FORCED! CHART TRACK SALES FIGURES, WEEK ENDING APRIL 14 20...
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
No doubt someone bought it to try and make a five quid profit.
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"I thought the one I send you would have been 'crap' enough."
It gets my vote.
polossem = A museum dedicated to polo mints
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What a shit site. It says "Hi! are you new? START HERE"
you click it and are asked for card detils immediately. Cheeky cunts!
qxiozv - If this is a real word i want these letters in a game of scrabble
By now the he's probably got a few spam text messages; presumably vague references to past Sega games such as Shenmue and Ryo's quest for 'teh sailors'.
A shocking betrayal of the cause I think.
And a Wii for grooming purposes.
yfogfadg = a steamy like smoke that arrise from a smelly fadge
Would, would, would bugger it.. all of them except one!