Those PAL machines must really be piling up by now! Sony will have about 25 million ready for the European launch!
HA HA HA HA HA ETC
Next Generation - Report: First PS3s Made for Europe
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Each post .02% worse than the last. THE GREATEST SONIC THE HEDGEHOG DESKTOP IMAGES IN ... A QUOTE WE'RE SAVING FOR FUTURE 'LIE WATCH' USE SONY'S LATEST INTERNET LIE BLOG GOES WRONG ASTEROID CRASH - EXCLUSIVE REVIEW THE GREATEST SONIC THE HEDGEHOG DESKTOP IMAGES IN ... TALL STORIES, WITH KEN KUTARAGI TODAY, WE ARE GOING TO UPDATE THE WEB SITE LIKE IT... TRIP HAWKINS HAS HAD ANOTHER AMAZING IDEA
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1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
i am the voice of the sony fanboy population. me and my devhook-powered psp with downloaded shizzle running off the mem stick and stuff.
no wait, umm.
In the effort to counter the sagging sales performance of the PlayStation Portable, Sony has rolled out a new advertising stratagem to attract consumer interest. A Sony sales representitive reports, "Previously, the main control feature of the PSP has been colloquially known as the analog 'nub'. We want our product to more accurately represent both the company's reputation and the PSP target audience."
The control will now be referred to under the registered trademark name of the analog 'NOB'.
The fees must be a premium though for such quality... you could say, £425 for the ultimate lie pack!