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"THE GAME IS CALLED DOKIDOKI MAJOSAIBAN WHICH MEANS SOMETHING LIKE EXCITING WITCH TRIAL"

Here's a link we got sent which is exactly like the kind of link you should be sending us. It's a DS game in which you grope girls with the stylus. Not just for fun, but as part of the actual game. Like they're saying it's OK to do things like this. We hope this hasn't been all over the internet already, only we've been "out of the loop" for a week and are unsure about what's "new" and what's "old" right now.

At least photos like this never go out of fashion:




This is the quite coherent and properly spelt comment from the person who mailed it in: "It seems the goal of this game is to examine girls with the touchpen in order to prove if the girl is a witch or not. I'm no expert in witch trials but according to the screenshots working out if someone is a witch seems to mainly involve stripping her off and doing wrong things to her. Also, Japanese witches seem mainly to be school girls. If Trevor wants to do a documentary about videogames being a force for evil, I'd suggest he starts here."




It would appear a Wii version is also planned, should the DS game successfully expand the rapist game demographic enough to make it financially viable.


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27 Comments:

Blogger Xephon said...

Everyone knows Japanese schoolgirls are evil. Now, thanks to Nintendo, we can all see where they keep their spells and stuff...

1:40 PM  
Blogger RoboSel said...

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2:01 PM  
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2:04 PM  
Blogger zemaj said...

All kinds of wrong; http://image.blog.livedoor.jp/blog_ch/imgs/0/8/08c83f41.jpg

2:25 PM  
Blogger Aran said...

Is this what Nintendo means when they say they are interested in capturing the female gamers demographic?

2:53 PM  
Blogger jawa said...

i wonder if they will sell a grapple for the wii controller so you can attack it to your knob.

would.

3:19 PM  
Blogger Starke said...

That second one is about 10 years old!

Fucking hell, she'd bleed everywhere if I stuffed it in.

3:32 PM  
Blogger Mr. Domino said...

That screenshot is fake, y'know. The game is real, and it's a bit pervy (as most Japanese games tend to be), but it's not that pervy.

3:59 PM  
Blogger Hugo said...

the shots are from the developper's blog. this is an snk game not a sony game. i'd say they're genuine.

6:38 PM  
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6:40 PM  
Blogger RJ said...

You know not to argue with anyone's fundemental beleifs but Japan has one of the lowest sex crime ratings. Like...in the world. Maybe that's because pedophiles in Japan have an outlet for such things. An outlet other than a living breathing and non consenting human being. I will agree with you that there's something wrong with a pedophile in the head, but shouldn't we save the hate for someone who has actually done harm to a child? I mean, who is the more dangerous person, a pedophile who's never hurt a soul or someone who beats the snot out of their kids every day? Perhaps we should be looking at this game in another light. Just food for thought.

PS:Before this post becomes flame bait I am very avid and adament in establishing laws to protect children women and any one who would be subjected to any kind of violent crime, rape and child mollestation especially. While some were busy contemplating how this game would be the downfall of western society I was raising money to build a local shelter for abused teenage girls. ; )

1:00 AM  
Blogger RJ said...

You know not to argue with anyone's fundemental beleifs but Japan has one of the lowest sex crime ratings. Like...in the world. Maybe that's because pedophiles in Japan have an outlet for such things. An outlet other than a living breathing and non consenting human being. I will agree with you that there's something wrong with a pedophile in the head, but shouldn't we save the hate for someone who has actually done harm to a child? I mean, who is the more dangerous person, a pedophile who's never hurt a soul or someone who beats the snot out of their kids every day? Perhaps we should be looking at this game in another light. Just food for thought.

PS:Before this post becomes flame bait I am very avid and adament in establishing laws to protect children women and any one who would be subjected to any kind of violent crime, rape and child mollestation especially. While some were busy contemplating how this game would be the downfall of western society I was raising money to build a local shelter for abused teenage girls. ; )

1:00 AM  
Blogger estanic said...

A certain game site that I shall leave nameless likes to list "similar" games. Apparently this game is JUST LIKE Nintendogs and Animal Crossings. You know, the kind of game all ages can play and go back to every day to see what's new.

5:51 AM  
Blogger Richie said...

There's apparently a minigame where you selotape the controller to your wrist and wank. each time you play you have to beat your "personal best"

The Female mode where you get to abuse schoolboys instead features a wear-out-the-rumble-pak mode

The Multiplayer mode features a kind of virtual "biscuit game"

Get the whole family to join in... Granny and Grandad can show of their lifetime of skills

Nooch.

7:57 AM  
Blogger dermoth said...

Has anyone done a Touch Generations joke yet?

8:28 AM  
Blogger Starke said...

"I am very avid and adament in establishing laws to protect children women and any one who would be subjected to any kind of violent crime, rape and child mollestation especially. While some were busy contemplating how this game would be the downfall of western society I was raising money to build a local shelter for abused teenage girls. ; )"

Your in the wrong place, my friend.

Also, who on Earth said that this would be the "downfall of Western Society"?

Who even said it was going to be bad?

Someone's went psycho on us, lads.

8:48 AM  
Blogger jawa said...

I've said it once and i'll say it again - who doesn't want to fuck kids these days?

its the new black.

11:01 AM  
Blogger The REAL Shane said...

Odds of this being a hoax: high.

Child molestation isn't the kind of thing most game companies want to assosciate.

Lesser chance someone managed to make a mod for the game, ie, unofficial game that doesn't have Nintendo's blessing. That'd be tricky without official access to ad ev kit.

3:22 AM  
Blogger hollywooda said...

killing a fantasy creation a zombie in dead rising is heavily frowned apon in their country, but games about touching school girls up is sound.....WHAT!?

2:08 PM  
Blogger Joey said...

Yeah, it's a good thing the guy posting this thing actually does some research before posting a bunch of fabricated images.

3:10 PM  
Blogger PyTom said...

Actually, making a NDS game requires a fairly small investment, on the order of $100-$200, not counting the cost of the DS itself. There is a free development kit, so the cost goes to a cart that can boot a DS game off of a CF or SD card.

2:42 AM  
Blogger 尼古拉 said...

Fake!

http://www.dsfanboy.com/2006/10/11/snk-game-is-about-witch-hunting-not-girl-hunting/

5:05 AM  
Blogger 尼古拉 said...

Oops, lets link to the rebuff of this inacurate article:

http://www.dsfanboy.com/2006/10/11/snk-game-is-about-witch-hunting-not-girl-hunting/

5:06 AM  
Blogger Diviya said...

Its sick, but not a surprise coming from a country where pedophilic anime porn is commonplace

12:29 PM  
Blogger blarg said...

well, i dont know who will read this but as a trainee teacher of 18 years of age i think that there is something SERIOUSLY messed up in the heads of peodfiles, whether japanes, american or any country for that matter! No quarter should be given!! Yet it is games like these that will help, if not support, peodpfilia. I am truly sick to my stomach with this. Porn i understand, can be an outlet for some, but children? I mean COME ON?!?!?!!!

P.S. let it be known that i do not condone any type of pornography or pedophilia of any shape or form

4:42 AM  
Blogger Chickenboy said...

I really want this game (*o*)

10:12 PM  
Blogger kakashibrat said...

I want sex with the girl in the 1st picture.Shes dam sexy.
My penis+her vagina=fucken sexy results

7:19 PM  

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