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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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Why not take a look at the frag doll uk forum and see how shit that has got and make fun of that ? oh i forgot zorg cant coz he might hurt his relations with ubisoft boo fucking hoo, laughing at nobodys is about as funny as reading the constant drivel about a pic of a box with sega on it, or a little scribble about peados to try and be edgey, grow a pair zorg and start takin the piss out of some big names ;)
Any other amazingly original ideas, you miserable cunt?
i quite like the z-list level of UKR. It makes it all the more desperate and lonely.
like my life.
Really. I'm serious. I wish I was that good.
That said, if somebody 'big' did do something like this- or if somebody /just puts some fucking effort in/- it might actually be good and they wouldn't need to take the piss.
The general public just do it to themselves.
i don't think i ever want to play another video game.
but at least now i know what sort of people go to "lan parties".
Laughing at nobodies is what makes England great! Sometimes, people like this kid, are told LIES by their parents like: "Oh, you're so talented." And: "Size doesn't matter." And they believe these things. UKR needs to be here to tell these people the truth.
It's a case of where do you want your tax money going? Free games for cripples so they can make internet gaming shows. Or illegal immagrants to make bombs with?
I know which i'd prefer. :D
It's a feature, much like the PS3 pricing.
It's OK, you can stop defending them now.
:(
That's devastatingly bad, I reckon we hunt the lad down and smash his FUCKING glasses while he's wearing them.
Why does he also give us the "V" sign at the start? I think he's totally spoiling for a rumble.
R.I.P Steve Irwin
And so do you, by the look of your blog name.
In conclusion, please piss off. Quietly.
His hand movements don't exactly help this HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE imagery.
This is really to do with how much you're obsessed with the Versus girls, isn't it?
Oh do keep up with the times mr zorg, you kinda sorta had a point with vs, they are all me me me, but im only moaning coz i still dont get the whole ukr thing or do i but i just dont find it that amusing taking the piss out of some 4 eyed geek who made his own youtube gaming show, it gets a bit teedious after a while, might be funnier if you went after people who are celebs or minor celebs, it just seems like ukr go after the weak and vunerable and its just like pfft wow there taking the piss out of a nobody again :(
And when you do attack people like versus all your doing is giving them more publicity which defeats the object surely ?
All i want is for ukr to make me laugh just once, not too much to ask is it?
Could these two facts possibly be related?
Hmmm...
As i pointed out, when zorg does this piss taking of the weak it gives them more attention, plus if he wanted to take the piss out of us he could have done it a long time ago ;)
we have been around almost a year, but nobody can take the piss out of us better than we can ;)
So my 1st agnda was coz i fancy the vs girls, (i got banned from their forum)
so 2nd it was to attract attention to us, hmmm could have been done ages ago.
My only agenda is for zorg to make me laugh just once, so i can die a happy man and say yes i get it now :P
Isnt that some kind of crazy-assed ego complex. If you don't get it... go someplace else. That's what i do for kiddie por- i mean liqourice. Makes sense really.
Hmm. Indeed.
If you read more than three weeks worth (the other nine years, 49 weeks worth) you will find plenty of examples of updates that aren't about disabled people and idiots on YouTube.
And who is this "we" and "us" that has been going for "almost a year"?
Have you got a little community of incoherent followers ready to "pwn" this comment thread?
It has to be someone who has recently been taken the piss out of on UK:R at least. Possibly.
The plot thickens...
Have you got a little community of incoherent followers ready to "pwn" this comment thread?
Come on zorg, do you want me to do your work for you? we have had a forum and website for ages, and its one of the shitest around, so it surprises me that you havent found us already, no point doing us tho coz we know were shit and dont take it too serious, plus bombarding this thread would be pointless due to all the zorgamanics, and the fact we have a whopping 18 members :D, all im saying is im just not getting the ukr thing at all, past few weeks all ive seen is a few sonic carpets, a peado scribble and a woman made out of bits and bobs,You did ALMOST make me laugh with the mcdonnalds sex toys, but its hardly as cutting edge as everyone here makes it out to be, then you get slammed if you comment about ukr being as shit as the crap it points out to its readers.
I guess the one saving grace here is that your not chargeing us 6 quid to read this bollocks, Ive said my bit, and all cuss me down just because i dont find ukr funny or amusing pfft !
Bas said...
Zorg, just ban the idiot. I mean, jeez, it's your own site. Nobody will judge you. Except all VS girls followers/cunts, but their opinions don't count anyway.
(im on the floor pissing my pants over that reply)
Well surely that's your problem?
It's the equivalent of going into Greggs and arguing with them because you don't like their sausage rolls, demanding that they should change them to suit you, an individual's needs while there's already a decent sized audience happy enough to eat what they already serve.
In hindsight, it's all a bit pointless really isn't it?
I suggest you take it up on the official forum:
http://www.b2g3.com/boards/board.cgi?&user=ukresistance
They'll be happy to discuss it with you on there.
IT'S WAR!!!!!!!!
Dear.
Lord.
So it WAS that wazzock posting!
Oh, well, that makes everything different.
Really there was no need to slag him off, sounding as he does. I mean, christ, half the time through that it was near impossible to hear what he says. He does know that he has to open his mouth to speak, right? Surely having a voice like that is punishment enough. (Here's a fun game, listen to it again and see how many times he makes a 'tsch' noise, or pauses for a second in the middle of a sentence and between or during words.)
Also he may or may not be dyslexic, but that is irrevelant.
Ah, you gotta love internet drama.
While i really dont care what you guys think and post all you want with stuff that can waste your day a little longer, I actually have to thank you people, cause if it wasnt for you it wouldnt have been just 50 people watching it, youve now turned it into nearly 2000 hits in a matter of 36 hours. Your site has made a difference even if its to utterly try and destroy someones life at making something (which would never work).
Woopdie doo i have a lisp and a speech impediment and a body that looks like ive just come from a coffin, it doesnt matter really, and i could rant all day/night with this but theres really no need. I just find it really funny you guys are making a big deal at something I made which was intended to just waste my time. So heres what im going to do. im gonna make more episodes just so you can complain like child bullies with your woolie jumpers and packed lunch boxes. That ok?
Oh wait i forgot, i dont give a shit :-p
It takes like a few seconds to respond to the original post on this site. The original article maybe took 5 mins to write and link you your site. You however spent a great deal more time creating that terrible video.
You are our entertainment and I do thank you for that.
At least he didnt take it too hard.
I love it when vict-umm, people, take Zorg's articles seriously.
just seems when ukr tries to take the piss out of nobodys it just keeps bacfireing ;)
But if it works for you then keep doing it.
It tries to be funny.
It is.
Just not to you.
it just keeps bacfireing ;)
Every time you try to make a decent post (which itself is impossible because you keep saying the same thing over and over again) atrocious spelling like this just makes you look like a spazz thus ticking the 'null and void' box next to anything you say.
I guess the main reason im not getting the whole ukr thing is because sooooo many people rave on about it, like its some big cult thing, but when ive poped over and seen things like the peado scribble, i really cant find anything about that funny and it really shouldnt be joked about imo, as i did say i almost laughed at the mcdonnalds sex toy thing, i'll just hang back and see what happens.
And you dont have to keep pointing out my bad spelling in every post, you now see my excuse, im in SWINDON :(
Its 'we're' as in 'we are'. Not 'were' as in 'i were from swindon i were'.
And its 'popped' as in 'popped my cherry' rather than 'poped' as in a trick the pope would pull on his friends.
And i STILL dont understand why you come here if you dont like it? It's like looking at hours and hours of bukaki hentai and then complaining about something being too explicit (thats what i told the judge anyway). UKR says what it is on the front page like ronseal only without that guy shouting.
(might need a proof reader for our website and forum)
Who want's an UNPAID job ?
And congratulations on the first post you have EVER made without spelling mistakes, grammatical errors, and general fuck-witted-ness.
If only your english teacher could see you now!
No, I don't want to proofread your site for free. If you're too fucking lazy or stupid to learn proper English, you shouldn't be writing a webpage. Cunt.
Doctor Drill - WOULD
As a famous disabled person, I'd like a little more attention please. What's the point in giving that no-name spacko all the attention?
Words cannot describe just how awful your show is mybackyard. Namely because I have no swear words or blasphemy inputted into my voice simulator.
"Noh I'm just kiddin'!"