It's taken from the Xbox Gear Store which, optimistically, features tops and t-shirts in girl sizes.
YOU CAN EVEN BUY AN XBOX 360 HAT:
The hat will get you "new friends".
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SOMETHING ABOUT A CHARITY THING, FOR CHARITY WE'RE SORRY WE MADE FUN OF YOU, SEGA. YOU WERE RIG... A VIRTUAL ON POSTER THAT APPARENTLY ISN'T A JOKE THE SINGLE MOST AMAZING SEGA COLLECTIBLE OF ALL TI... SQUARE: FINAL FANTASY XII TO COME ALREADY WANKED O... COUNTER-STRIKE LOVING MYSPACE WHORES LARA CROFT HANDLING A THICK TUBE OF MEAT ANIMAL CROSSING IS MEANT FOR GIRLS :(
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Shudder. She's so last-gen.
It's all a bit 'developing market' really.
Whereas the megadrive hat - sounds fucking great. I'll buy one too.
GO DIRECTLY TO GAY MARKETING HELL.
DO NOT PASS SONY.
DO NOT COLLECT MY MONEY.
This is normal, right?
Maybe it's some kind of dark Microsoft/US Govt conspiracy. Or maybe he's just a poor, simple looking fool as well.