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THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
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ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
"Me and girlfriend were so bored last night we stayed in a played with our Wii"
"What do you want for xmas? a Wii?"
"My Wii controler has stopped working?"
"Wow, that's small... it's a wee Wii"
http://www.noooz.com/archives/2006/04/updated_its_about_wee_new_name_1.html
WEE
The Nintendo Fanboy in me just died a little. And is currently getting his face smacked against the kerb repetadly by the Sega Fanboy inside me.
Well, it's got everyone talking. Not in a good way.
This will go on for years.
Also, please delete when appropriate:
I bought a PS2/Gamecube/Xbox/DS/PSP because of the: game selection/technological wizardry/awesome visuals/online modes/name.
...I mean, the kind of people who contribute to the big sales in the gaming market these days are suckers for gimmicks regardless of how silly they're pitched :'(
Oh how Nintendo cleverely fooled us into actually BELIEVING they might not force a marketing disaster upon themselves this time.
And let's not forget that as long as there's strong Sega support we can all pretend it's Dreamcast II! :D
*SITS BACK IN CORNER AND CRIES TO SELF*
If I have to put up with another FIVE YEARS (or less, if they fuck it up, which they probably will, although being Nintendo they'll still manage to turn a profit because even though they consistently fuck stuff up they still make the best games in the universe behind Sega, and that) of this then I'm going to go fucking postal and stick pins in the eyes of all the Nintendo marketing fucks who came up with this retarded abortion of a name.
However, the controller looks fucking amazing, and if nintendo spend the money they will need to on marketing, im sure it will become common place.
The nintendo fanboy stands triumphant... err... skulks in the corner.
After 300+ unfunny posts on Eurogamer, I'm close to thinking it's the best name ever.
wai ai?
nobody cares about the name already.
i'm glad nintendo had the common sense to announce it 15 days before E3 so that you will eventually calm down when E3 begins.
and anyway, you know that once you start playing with your wee (wii) you play with it for life.
nintendo has just turned you into a gaming console's sexual slave with the help of 3 letters, genious.
now that you have the wii in mouth you'll swallow all the games at e3.
We are the Nintendo fans who say wii!
Wii! Wii!
Unless you want us to torment you further I suggest you stop making stupid Nintendo pww and wii jokes.
Alternatively find the tallest Sony building and saw it down with a herring.
http://www.kochmedia.co.uk/history.html?rid=1672668768910722483287
See "2006"
You can't make it up.
"New Nintendo WWII -- IT'S THE BOMB!"